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Do not talk about fight club!
2004-08-12, 8:45 PM #1
I was watching fight club again earlier (one of my favourite movies, BTW) and I was just at the part where they were getting on the bus and Tyler was asking the other guy who he would like to fight


If you could fight anyone, living or dead, who would it be?

I would fight Brian and then Bill Clinton.

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2004-08-12, 9:19 PM #2
I'd fight you.

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2004-08-12, 9:22 PM #3
I wouldn't fight JK after what he did to that thief ...

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2004-08-12, 9:24 PM #4
I'd fight Bush.

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2004-08-12, 9:25 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaD CoW:

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Quoted for truth.

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2004-08-12, 9:32 PM #6
Shatner. i know it was said in the movie, but holy crap would i love to kick the **** out of him.

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2004-08-12, 9:43 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaD CoW:
I wouldn't fight JK after what he did to that thief ...

Your *** is as good as dead Page [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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the thief sounded like a pushover, the kind of guy that would crack a rib just by sneezing.


My height/weight ratio to Kirby's is probably 2:1 at least.
No matter how you look at it, he would be way out of his league. I say that not to brag, but out of all honesty and common sense.

Also, why would you guys fight me? In the movie, it was about the passion of the fight and to see who could simply best the other w/ no bad intentions involved, but some of you guys' motives seem to be more personal than that. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


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2004-08-12, 9:49 PM #8
I just want to watch you two fight, and see JK win. Just because he pwns. I have nothing against you [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

I could fight you. It would probably be more fair. I'm 6'2", 240lbs. Muscle, baby [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

But I would like to fight Seb. BATTLE OF THE AXES!!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

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2004-08-12, 9:52 PM #9
Jackie Chan. It'd be worth it.
2004-08-12, 10:01 PM #10
Can't touch my mi-ji-Toy Ti-Chi Fighting Technique.

Plus, you never said I couldn't use my 300 pound chair...

JediKirby

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2004-08-12, 11:33 PM #11
I'd fight Gonk....or more to the point; push him over and watch his little legs kick. He's so cute.

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2004-08-12, 11:43 PM #12
A finnish sailor.

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2004-08-13, 12:08 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
*The* finnish sailor.

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Fixed.

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2004-08-13, 12:30 AM #14
you stole my answer!

I'd probably go with someone a little smaller and girly though, cos the sailor would kick my arse.

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2004-08-13, 12:44 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cazor:
Shatner. i know it was said in the movie, but holy crap would i love to kick the **** out of him.

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That's my answer too (I completely forgot he was mentioned in the movie). I don't think either one of us could handle the Rocket Man alone though. We might need some tag team action.

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2004-08-13, 1:19 AM #16
Probably every member of the bush administration.


Except maybe powell.

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2004-08-13, 1:20 AM #17
And harper! Let's not forget harper.

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2004-08-13, 1:24 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
I'd fight Gonk....or more to the point; push him over and watch his little legs kick. He's so cute.

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we need a fully physics-simulated gonk environment. One in which you can knock him over and watch his legs kick. Because it's cute. I enlist someone else to create this.

I would fight smurfs. Just think of it!

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2004-08-13, 3:24 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaD CoW:
I just want to watch you two fight, and see JK win. Just because he pwns. I have nothing against you [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

I could fight you. It would probably be more fair. I'm 6'2", 240lbs. Muscle, baby [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

But I would like to fight Seb. BATTLE OF THE AXES!!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

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Sheesh, what a terrible amount of hate. silly Port-Cartois.


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2004-08-13, 3:31 AM #20
There's no hate, it's a battle of the axes! Solo competition à la Racer-X! Guitar vs. Bass!

Great stuff [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-08-13, 3:44 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JudgeDredd:
I'd fight Bush.

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And he'd own you. Hmmm. I'd like to fight either row or wade, which ever one was the guy that was going for the abortions. Then I'd fight Hitler because that would be funney.
2004-08-13, 4:18 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
I'd fight Gonk....or more to the point; push him over and watch his little legs kick. He's so cute.

</font>


Really?

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2004-08-13, 4:37 AM #23
I am reminded of

[http://charlesthejedi.homestead.com/files/owned.jpg]

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2004-08-13, 4:49 AM #24
I'd wrestle with Kiera Knightley I think...
2004-08-13, 6:59 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ictus:
Jackie Chan. It'd be worth it.</font>


Good call.

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2004-08-13, 8:35 AM #26
I modified a JK AI script for the gonk droid... I made it shoot conc and raildets rather fast, and had lead the target... I put it in the AI-Helper cog, the Max one, and when I shot it once with the bryar, all hell broke loose. Needless to say, it kicked my *** .

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2004-08-13, 8:40 AM #27
Kerry and Edwards at the same time.

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2004-08-13, 8:41 AM #28
Hugo Weaving, but only if he agreed to talk in the Agent Smith voice the entire time.

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2004-08-13, 9:04 AM #29
bush or rumsfeld or any of their homies.

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2004-08-13, 9:13 AM #30
Ted Kennedy and Al Franken also.

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2004-08-13, 9:58 AM #31
Steven Hawking

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2004-08-13, 10:28 AM #32
Hah!

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2004-08-13, 1:32 PM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaD CoW:
I wouldn't fight JK after what he did to that thief ...

Your *** is as good as dead Page [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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What him said... ^^

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2004-08-13, 1:34 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Morfildor:
I'd wrestle with Kiera Knightley I think...</font>


Also what him said... ^^

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2004-08-13, 1:52 PM #35
Jet Li, I hold no hate towards the guy. I look at it as a recreational match.
2004-08-13, 1:58 PM #36
It's settled, then. In the simulated event of Pimp VS Gimp: The Gimp wins.

JediKirby

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2004-08-13, 6:29 PM #37
I'd want to fight anyone, really. i've never been in a fight. i'd want to see how well i'd do.

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2004-08-13, 7:41 PM #38
I'd fight everyone in the WoW beta, and just before I finish off each one, I'd yell "NOT GONK!"

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