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Smokers unite!

2008-10-04, 6:05 PM #1

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Actually don't do that. I just want to know if any of you nasty critters have ever used a TarGard permanant filter like Raoul Duke/Hunter Thompson. I have some generic Turkish holder that I suspect accomplishes the same (nearly worthless) amount of tar removal and smoke cooling. IS it just a little hole and some tapered tube and threads?

I can't find any around town. :tfti:

Thanks fiends.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-10-04, 6:47 PM #2

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i HATE swan fat filters. seriously, just gimme the tiny little ones that come in plastic tubes. The swan fat filters come in a box... a BOX!? how the hell am i meant to carry a box 12cm x 12cm? "So sorry, i appear to have a cuboid boner"

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2008-10-04, 6:54 PM #3

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I rip off the filters.

2008-10-04, 7:00 PM #4

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

i plug straight nicotine yea

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2008-10-04, 7:05 PM #5

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

filters and cigarette holders are for women

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-10-04, 7:32 PM #6

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

In before some moron says "Ew smokers make me sick!"

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-10-04, 7:35 PM #7

Molgrew

Giddyup 409

Posts: 1,557

Originally posted by Freelancer:

In before some moron says "Ew smokers make me sick!"

do smokers make you sick?

2008-10-04, 7:50 PM #8

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Smoke out of your nose.

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2008-10-04, 7:58 PM #9

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Cigars don't have filters.

2008-10-04, 8:10 PM #10

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Smokers actually indeed make me physically ill after about 10 minutes of being near one. My lungs lock up and I can't breath, I keep gasping for air.

I'm such a wuss but whatever.

2008-10-04, 8:13 PM #11

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

I only smoke the blood of my enemies. :colbert:

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-10-04, 8:26 PM #12

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

filters and cigarette holders are for women

You're right. It's a great icebreaker. "Hey we have the same holder!"

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-10-04, 8:52 PM #13

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

then she laughs at you... then i walk up and offer a light [skip ahead] me+her-clothes

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-10-04, 9:00 PM #14

SAJN

SAJN_Master

Posts: 11,157

"Wanna see my WWII memorabilia?...Oh yeaaaah."

Think while it's still legal.

2008-10-04, 9:34 PM #15

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

Posts: 3,897

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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

2008-10-04, 9:39 PM #16

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

That would last me months and months.

2008-10-04, 10:03 PM #17

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by SAJN:

"Wanna see my WWII memorabilia?...Oh yeaaaah."

better than "wanna read my horrible poems and watch my boring videos?"

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-10-04, 10:54 PM #18

llibja

RotM_igotissues

Posts: 2,005

Originally posted by mscbuck:

yea son

"Honey, you got real ugly."

2008-10-05, 2:42 AM #19

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by llibja:

i plug straight nicotine yea

plug that nicotine, only way to get a real buzz

D E A T H

2008-10-05, 2:44 AM #20

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Ew I just processed that sentence. The first time I read it it just went through my brain.

Why did I reread it?

2008-10-05, 2:46 AM #21

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Originally posted by Spook:

some generic Turkish holder

SO AMERICAN IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

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2008-10-05, 10:43 AM #22

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

SO AMERICAN IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

I'm not going to put anything American in my mouth, I don't know where it's been.

At least if it's from somewhere like Turkey or England or Morocco I know its from a third world country lol

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-10-05, 11:17 AM #23

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

better than "wanna read my horrible poems and watch my boring videos?"

It's really not. :psyduck:

nope.

2008-10-05, 11:26 AM #24

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

Let's just clear this up; you all suck.

TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2008-10-05, 11:30 AM #25

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Baconfish:

It's really not. :psyduck:

actually it is... because i don't show everyone my collection... and my poetry doesn't suck

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-10-05, 11:30 AM #26

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Let's just clear this up; you all suck.

Yea? Well your boyfriend says I'm good at it.

Ooooooohh

:master:

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2008-10-05, 11:32 AM #27

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

less stroke more :master:

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-10-06, 12:39 PM #28

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Originally posted by JM:

Cigars don't have filters.

This.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"