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dead baby jokes... (don't look if you find them offensive.)
2008-10-06, 4:09 PM #1
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.
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Why do you put babies into the blender feet first?

So you can see the expression on their face as they're going in.
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How do you get them out of the blender?

Tortilla chips.
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I've got more, but in the interest of promoting participation, I'll save them for later.
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2008-10-06, 4:15 PM #2
A girl at work once told me that she was pregnant. I told her that this is nothing a coat hanger & a couple of aspirin can't get rid of.
? :)
2008-10-06, 4:17 PM #3
Why'd the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.
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2008-10-06, 4:18 PM #4
That second joke, Mr. Cadrill, is not a dead baby joke! That is a (not-for-long) LIVE baby joke! I am offended, sir, and I demand you compensate me for the psychological damages I've taken!
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2008-10-06, 4:18 PM #5
:omg:
2008-10-06, 4:22 PM #6
Originally posted by Gebohq:
That second joke, sir, is not a dead baby joke! That is a (not-for-long) LIVE baby joke! I am offended, sir, and I demand you compensate me for the psychological damages I've taken!


Huzzah! I agree with this fine fellow!
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2008-10-06, 4:27 PM #7
What's easier to lift?

A pile of rocks, or a pile of dead babies?

ANSWER: Pile of dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
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2008-10-06, 4:36 PM #8
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Trick question; it depends how hard you can throw them. .
2008-10-06, 5:04 PM #9
What's the only thing worse than five dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans.
2008-10-06, 5:06 PM #10
whats worse than a dead baby?

a pile of dead babies.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

a live one underneath.

Whats worse than that?

its trying to eat its way out.
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2008-10-06, 5:46 PM #11
Originally posted by saberopus:
What's the only thing worse than five dead babies in one trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans.


That one's even worse if you substitute the trash can with 'stapled to a tree'. :neckbeard:
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-06, 5:48 PM #12
Originally posted by Ford:
whats worse than a dead baby?

a pile of dead babies.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?

a live one underneath.

Whats worse than that?

its trying to eat its way out.


And thus creature mb be born
2008-10-06, 7:03 PM #13
What is more fun than stapling a dead baby to a tree?

Ripping it back off
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2008-10-06, 8:39 PM #14
How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off its head.
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2008-10-06, 8:57 PM #15
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off its head.


this made me laugh the hardest
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2008-10-07, 1:41 PM #16
What does a baby look like cooking in a microwave?

I'm not sure, I was too busy masturbating to notice.
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2008-10-07, 1:53 PM #17
:suicide:
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-07, 2:57 PM #18
aren't you a devout christian, sarn?
2008-10-07, 4:32 PM #19
Umm... I am what I am.

Its fairly complicated right now, and I don't care to discuss it in a thread about dead babies. :p start me a new thread if you're that curious.
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2008-10-07, 4:36 PM #20
I only know racists jokes, no dead baby jokes :(
2008-10-07, 4:41 PM #21
Then combine them!

Why'd the baby get ran over by a lawnmower?

Cause even Mexicans appreciate a good dead baby.

O.o
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Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-10-07, 4:46 PM #22
The first 3 jokes I thought of trying to combine don't work when the subject is dead haha

Let's see here...
2008-10-07, 4:50 PM #23
What's the difference between a black man and a dead baby?

A dead baby can feed a family of 2.
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2008-10-07, 4:54 PM #24
What's worse than a dead baby in a bathtub?

The Holocaust.
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2008-10-07, 6:50 PM #25
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
What's the difference between a black man and a dead baby?

A dead baby can feed a family of 2.


Haha... <3
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2008-10-07, 7:36 PM #26
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
I only know racists jokes, no dead baby jokes :(


We should have a racist joke thread...

...or would it get the whole forum banned?
2008-10-07, 7:57 PM #27
No, just those who post.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-10-07, 8:14 PM #28
Perhaps if there was a disclaimer? Most people dont mind hearing jokes against their own race as long as they know the person telling the joke is doing so in good humor.
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Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2008-10-07, 8:25 PM #29
Oh.. Never mind then....

Kidding ... But yea, I got some good ones, but yea, I have a feeling it would be a ban haha.
2008-10-07, 8:40 PM #30
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a negro

Okay, I'm done now.
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2008-10-07, 9:02 PM #31
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Perhaps if there was a disclaimer? Most people dont mind hearing jokes against their own race as long as they know the person telling the joke is doing so in good humor.


I don't have a problem hearing race jokes, even about white people. I don't even know what races people on Massassi are.
2008-10-07, 9:03 PM #32
98% white. 1.8% other. .2% black.
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2008-10-08, 7:10 AM #33
89% Klingon 11% Vulcan
2008-10-08, 5:21 PM #34
69% Human 20% Rodian 7% Twi'Lek % Kel'Dor amirite?
2008-10-08, 6:12 PM #35
is finn a race? or is it just a cleverly disguised pile of snow.
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