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The 401-Keg Plan
2008-10-08, 1:02 PM #1
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-10-08, 1:09 PM #2
I had that emailed to me twice this week.

I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
2008-10-08, 1:11 PM #3
:colbert:
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-10-08, 1:14 PM #4
Is it possible to invest in porn? I mean... population goes up, desire for porn goes up.

Have Sex
Give Birth
???
PROFIT!
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2008-10-08, 1:36 PM #5
4280 cans/bottles of beer for 1000 bucks?
Nice deal!
2008-10-08, 1:59 PM #6
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
Is it possible to invest in porn? I mean... population goes up, desire for porn goes up.

Have Sex
Give Birth
???
PROFIT!


You could always just start your own porno business. Or become a porno star.

But I don't think there are any publicly traded porn companies ... I could be wrong though.

this was supposed to be an edit to above post
2008-10-08, 3:22 PM #7
The instructor for my marketing class showed us that yesterday. It was kind of entertaining.

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