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Doomed a third time
2004-08-13, 4:13 PM #1
Doomed to live my life secluded and unable to speak out. Ah, but I have a book to read. Will my book keep me busy? Yea. Will it last? No. Will I remember it for the test even? No.

Maybe I should have chosen to train myself in athletics +2 and gained +1 to attracting girls in the process. I fear I've negated my ability to be myself by some means.

I'm a walking riddle, unable to unwrap myself.
You...................................
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2004-08-13, 4:14 PM #2
Oh. I thought this was a DooM 3 thread.

*leaves*
2004-08-13, 4:59 PM #3
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
Oh. I thought this was a DooM 3 thread.

*leaves*</font>




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Pissed Off?
2004-08-13, 5:07 PM #4
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
Oh. I thought this was a DooM 3 thread.

*leaves*</font>




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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side
2004-08-13, 5:17 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LonelyDagger:
...Maybe I should have chosen to train myself in athletics +2 and gained +1 to attracting girls in the process...</font>


....Or maybe you should, you know, go outside for awhile...

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Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-08-13, 5:18 PM #6
What the f*** is going on?



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.
2004-08-13, 5:19 PM #7
+2? +1? Are you giving yourself points in life??

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info (or something of this matter. Just smile.)
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2004-08-13, 5:20 PM #8
he needs to gain some sort of scroll to raise so and so points so he can go beat some evil and become a hero of some place. So.......lets just lock this now, shall we?

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And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
I need a signature SO amazing, and SO funny, that when you read it, you say, "Hey, that's pretty funny."
2004-08-13, 5:22 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
....Or maybe you should, you know, go outside for awhile...

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i'm not saying ANYTHING but when GBK practically calls you a nerd... yeah

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2004-08-13, 5:27 PM #10
Ah, but it was a mere joke. Who can see the obvious? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] I put on my robe and wizard hat...rofl
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2004-08-13, 5:31 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LonelyDagger:
Ah, but it was a mere joke. Who can see the obvious? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] I put on my robe and wizard hat...rofl</font>
I massage your cabbage...sexily.
2004-08-13, 5:33 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
I massage your cabbage...sexily.
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wtf?

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2004-08-13, 5:34 PM #13
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LonelyDagger:
...I put on my robe and wizard hat...rofl</font>


Ok, listen up, because Im only gonna say this once.... LIFE IS NOT A KAK-DAMNED RPG. WAKE UP AND JOIN THE REAL WORLD.


Yeah, Im done.

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-08-13, 5:38 PM #14
Oh, geez, that's right. You guys haven't read the Bloodninja chatlogs. Most of them had me chuckling the first time I read them.

Language and content warning, but much hilarity: http://www.zone.ee/rennat/bloodcyber.htm

[Beh, that one's censored and a lot of the stuff is cut out. Search for the originals if you want, they're better. ]

[This message has been edited by Omicron88 (edited August 13, 2004).]
2004-08-13, 6:02 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Omicron88:
Oh. I thought this was a DooM 3 thread.

*leaves*</font>




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D E A T H
2004-08-13, 6:10 PM #16
[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/39/61092456342.jpg]

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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2004-08-13, 6:14 PM #17
hi and welcome to massassi!


you are a riddle, wrapped in an egnima, who is walking around it self? what?

you need a hobby.

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-08-13, 6:17 PM #18
You need skill points to get girls. Girls like guys who have skills. Skills like computer hacking, archery, etc. Unfortunately I don't have any skills.
2004-08-13, 6:55 PM #19
We're still talking about Doom 3, right?

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2004-08-13, 7:20 PM #20
I dont get it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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ZGPC
2004-08-13, 8:05 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LonelyDagger:
Maybe I should have chosen to train myself in athletics +2 and gained +1 to attracting girls in the process. I fear I've negated my ability to be myself by some means.</font>

You, sir, are a frightening specimen.

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2004-08-13, 8:09 PM #22
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by LonelyDagger:
I put on my robe and wizard hat...rofl</font>


I'm serious, this is the third person to post EXACTLY what I was going to post. I hate you all.

JediKirby

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2004-08-13, 8:22 PM #23
Im so tempted to post buddy jebsus. Anyways..
Bloodninja:I put on my robe and wizards hat.
This thread makes baby jesus cry. And Stinkwrix go 'WTF'
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Currently on the hunt for sajn.

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2004-08-13, 8:41 PM #24
That blood ninja sh*t is hilarious.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.
>>untie shoes
2004-08-13, 8:43 PM #25
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY:
I'm serious, this is the third person to post EXACTLY what I was going to post. I hate you all.

JediKirby

</font>


Post faster.

In other news, I'm going to lay the smack down on Firefox, becuase it keeps defaulting to the UserName field when this window comes up, and thus, I have half my message written up there before I figure it out. Lame... It means I have to actually type my UserName and Pass too...

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2004-08-13, 8:47 PM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedi Legend:
You need skill points to get girls. Girls like guys who have skills. Skills like computer hacking, archery, etc. Unfortunately I don't have any skills.</font>


Unless you're kidding, you're way off.



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I have found that you can transform your character solely by the power of belief: as you believe yourself to be, so you shall become over time.
2004-08-13, 10:49 PM #27
Beef more points into your Charisma attribute and you get a bonus in your persuade skill thus you should get more girls. If you fail your persuade check, always try the dialog option again (multiple times if needed) until you succeed in persuade roll. You might not be able to try dialog option more than once. I would make your initiative roll before talking to a girl. You know, better safe than sorry. She just might think you're an evil Outsider from the 6th plane of Baator and attack you for trying to hit on her.

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2004-08-14, 6:31 AM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalf1120:
Beef more points into your Charisma attribute and you get a bonus in your persuade skill thus you should get more girls. If you fail your persuade check, always try the dialog option again (multiple times if needed) until you succeed in persuade roll. You might not be able to try dialog option more than once. I would make your initiative roll before talking to a girl. You know, better safe than sorry. She just might think you're an evil Outsider from the 6th plane of Baator and attack you for trying to hit on her.

</font>


You're talented, my friend. Very talented. I wish I could talk like that dude, you could have some serious fun with people.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.
>>untie shoes
2004-08-14, 6:33 AM #29
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Unless you're kidding, you're way off.

</font>


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-08-14, 6:38 AM #30
Isn't it funny how we've been discussing the fact that this is a joke for the ENTIRE thread... And page still posts that.

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I figure that one day I'll either be famous, or in prison. But I guess if I'm going to prison, I should probably try to do something that would make me famous anyway.
>>untie shoes
2004-08-14, 6:59 AM #31
hence the rolleyes.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-14, 8:01 AM #32
[http://www.hometown-treats.com/product_photos/gibbles_bbq.jpg]

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
Massassi's cuttin' into my free time, man.
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness
Worship Examples - Christians' love for God should be seen and heard, not merely talked about. It is through actions that one is determined to be Christian, not through words. Words (and thoughts, as well) deceive even one's own self, but the heart speaks truth.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

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