this one is kind of long so i apologize.
my wife and myself were going to meet my parents and we entered this room in a building that was all old and industrial and leaky. the room was dimly lit and there was water dripping from everywhere. we went up this spiral staircase in the middle of the back of the room (it had two stair cases spiraling around from opposite sides of a central pillar and the whole thing was lit from underneath by this pale blue/green light.
after going up a few floors we emerged into a square floor that had a hallway encompassing a bunch of rooms with glass doors and large glass windows all facing out toward the hallway. the walls and doors didnt quite reach the ceiling, there was about a foot and a half space between. my parents were in one room but for some reason couldnt let us in, and we couldnt see through any of the glass because it was all frosted and bubbly. i asked if there was a bathroom because i had to pee. my parents said there was a bathroom around the side of the hall, and we found it. but right before i went in someone told us it was not a good idea to go in there. i asked why and they told me "the toilet is over six inches deep and you never know what might come out of there" for some reason we could tell the bathroom was evil(lol). i asked what if me and my wife go in together. my the person said it wouldnt help. as soon as it was obvious we werent going into the bathroom a menacing growl came out of the toilet and it ejected a huge gush of black sticky liquid out of itself and over the partition trying to cover us in it. fortunately my wife and i moved out of the way in time.
we ended up back down stairs for some reason and we needed to find our way back up. but there were a bunch of doors leading into a bunch of rooms and we coundnt remember what door we had gone through. we began trying doors but all the rooms looked different from the one we had gone into at first.
we opened the door to one room and there was a really tall blond older lady and a fat man who was bald and had very thick leathery gray skin that looked wet all the time. they saw us and said "you shouldnt be in here" so we hurried back out the door and ran down past more doors. the two people from the room were chasing us so we ducked into the first door we could find. we hurried into the room, and in the middle in the back there was what looked like a huge brass trumpet coming down from the ceiling and curving towards us before it hit the floor.hanging down inside the trumped was a large tube made out of some sort of organic cloth or thick woven fiber. just as the fat gray man burst into the room my wife jumped into the tube and was sucked up, as soon as she disappeared the fat man seemed to vanish but was immediately followed by the tall older woman.i ran and jumped into the tube but just before i made it in the woman grabbed me by the ankle and pulled me right up to her face. she smiled and black goo started pouring out of her mouth, she told me "i can give you the world and all its riches, just give me one kiss". i kicked free of her and jumped back into the tube.
then i woke up... what the hell?
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