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"I am under 18" button pressed for first time in history

2008-10-16, 1:35 PM #1

Petmc.

wi.us

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/i_am_under_18_button

This is unprecedented. This is far more important than the economy.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
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2008-10-16, 1:40 PM #2

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

I love headlines that you can say, "Ooo, I can't wait to read this; it has to be The Onion!"

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2008-10-16, 1:41 PM #3

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

What happens if I click I am Under 18 and I'm really above 18?

2008-10-16, 1:42 PM #4

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

that is amazing

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2008-10-16, 2:06 PM #5

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

HA HA wonderful

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2008-10-16, 2:37 PM #6

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

woot!

2008-10-16, 2:40 PM #7

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

What happens if I click I am Under 18 and I'm really above 18?

I accidentally entered the wrong date on the dead space website. Apparently once you select a year it auto-submits the form

Soooo now on my desktop, i cant go on the dead space site :argh:

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-10-16, 2:54 PM #8

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

mb... delete your cookies?

2008-10-16, 3:04 PM #9

Ransom and Jeff

Ransom Note

Posts: 198

He couldn't do that it would be to simple.

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2008-10-16, 3:10 PM #10

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

but but but i dont want to clear my saved information!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-10-16, 4:30 PM #11

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Have Firefox3? Just install the web dev toolbar and it'll let you delete cookies only for a page/domain.

2008-10-16, 7:07 PM #12

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by mb:

but but but i dont want to clear my saved information!

Options -> Privacy -> Cookies -> View Cookies -> [select the domain from the list] -> Delete Cookie

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2008-10-16, 8:50 PM #13

Xzero

Beep deep boo doop

Posts: 1,212

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

What happens if I click I am Under 18 and I'm really above 18?

The girls (or whoever) from the website kick down your door and spray you with water guns.

You know whats awesome about the site he refused (juggworld.com)... there's no 18 or under warning.

2008-10-17, 4:40 AM #14

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

This is bull! I've clicked the I'm Under 18 button in the past just to see what it did.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-10-17, 5:30 AM #15

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Originally posted by JM:

mb... delete your cookies?

You don't take mb's cookies away from him. Ever seen a fat man beat somebody to a bloody pulp? Yeah.

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2008-10-17, 5:36 AM #16

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by ManWhoTookMBsCookies:

"There I was, at the mercy of a big fat MB! And he was all arguing with himself about how he was going to cook us, whether it be turned on a spit or whether he should sit on us one by one and squash us into jelly!"

Based on a true story.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2008-10-17, 7:29 PM #17

TheCarpKing

Registered ~~User~~ Sex Offender

Posts: 1,044

I've always wondered on the ones where you put in your birthdate just what absurd percentage of viewers end up born on January 1st.

Why do the heathens rage behind the firehouse?

2008-10-17, 8:20 PM #18

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

It's just a quirk to comply with absurd child protection laws. Because children never lie, obviously. I mean, as long as we're in a fantasy world, why have any protection at all - their parents are clearly supervising everything they do on the internet!

2008-10-17, 8:48 PM #19

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Originally posted by Wolfy:

You don't take mb's cookies away from him. Ever seen a fat man beat somebody to a bloody pulp? Yeah.

"HE... HE PUNCHED OUT... ALL MY BLOOD!"

2008-10-18, 5:25 AM #20

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

A lot of those "I'm under 18" buttons take you to crayola or barbie websites.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-10-18, 9:37 AM #21

Gettleburger

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Posts: 725

dear god i lol'd

A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.

2008-10-18, 4:14 PM #22

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by Wolfy:

You don't take mb's cookies away from him. Ever seen a fat man beat somebody to a bloody pulp? Yeah.

I've heard of stories of fat people crushing people under their fat, but I've never heard of them beating people.

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2008-10-18, 4:45 PM #23

Molgrew

Giddyup 409

Posts: 1,557

[url]www.jug[/url] gworld.com is really nice