It is no longer my birthday.
What I did for my birthday:
Day before, I fell asleep at my friend Jess's apartment watching The Tick. Woke up the next day an hour and a half late from my 8am-10am class. Managed to get to my second class 2 minutes before the test started (which I didn't study for because I fell asleep watching The Tick), and then I was in class until 4. I came home at 4:15, ate for the first time that day (monster sandwich, pics and thread later. but ingredients: bread, peanut butter, jelly, turkey, tuna, salsa, honey, marshmellows, reeces). My friend came over and worked on my elbows (he's a massage therapist and he's really been helping my tendonitis) for about 5 hours, then my roommates made me a steak and stir fry dinner, and then jess came over and we watched Firefly until we passed out again.
And then I slept through my alarm for work and my phone broke into two peices and now I'm going to put pants on and buy a new phone.