1) Payday
2) Pre-order Dead Space (released tomorrow) and Gears 2
3) Order two cheap DVDs (South Park Movie and 1987 Transformers Movie)
4) BECOME EVIL GENIUS (I now have dual monitors! - Hooray!!)

And to top it all off, on Saturady night it's a friend's stag night and I shall be getting silly drunk with all my friends (who will be assembling from all over the country) and most likely taking young groom to be to a strip club.

It all makes sense...

Fixed. Now it makes sense.

See, I tried to avoid that one.

Martyn

-rides the Martyn home-

Woop! Dead Space has shipped!

Not that I'll get to play it this weekend - I've got drinking to do and in-laws to entertain.

well the second part should be easy after teh first part

Martyn, I

The friends part is cool.

The part where you are being a consumer whore fails to compute as great to me.

**** this thread, work blows.

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Sense. This post makes none of it.

No, you can't have sense. Not yours.

Pick up the phone, Freelancer.

This is totally against my better judgment, but...

*picks up phone*

I don't see you picking up the phone. I need visual confirmation.

Fine.

Here is a picture of me caring.

Oh hang on.

Martyn you make my day that much brighter

Well I don't mean to be a pillock, but what the blinding f*** is wrong with being somewhat excited about a new game on an internet forum based around video games?

Anyway:

/leaves work

Shut the hell up you consumer whore! Go back and work for the man


You're just a SHEEP. A SHEEP I TELL YOU. FOLLOWING ORDERS and stuff.


I should ban you for being so follow-y.

I think you should instead dock into him "mantrain style" and form a huge mantrain, with men riding each other on the mantrain, all aboard!

Look at these people, amazing how sheeple show up for the slaughter. No one condeming you, lined up like lemmings you've lead to the water. Why can't they see what I see, why can't they hear the lies? Maybe the fee's to pricey for them to realise your disguise is slipping. I think you're slipping.

Now that your savior's as still as the grave you're beginning to fear me. Like cavemen fear thunder I still have to wonder can you really hear me? I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly. Fire up your brains, remind you inside your rioting, society is slipping...

Everything's slipping awayyyyyy sooooooooooo...

(random but dr. horrible so stfu)

Horrible day at work. My crew just got extended indefinitely. We're not getting laid off anytime soon.

Isn't that a good thing?

Anyways, my last two or so days at work have been very boring. People's computers do not seem to be breaking as much lately :/

ring ring ring ring bananaphone