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I keep getting brochures in the mail...
2008-11-02, 10:13 AM #1
...for Prochecy Works. What the hell is this?

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Quote:
Sat. Nov. 1 7:00 pm Key #1
Global Warning: An Urgent Truth
An ancient dream locates our present “global position” in cosmic space-time, and pinpoints our future destination.

This BASIC BIBLE PROPHECY reveals essential prerequisites to decoding all other prophecies, including the mysteries of Revelation. It foretells the end, but more than this, it foretells the beginning of something bigger, better, and bolder.


Sun. Nov. 2 7:00 pm Key #2
Antichrist: The Great Pretender
Will “Christianity” ever rule the world?

Identifying the Antichrist - the central earthly antagonist in God’s prophetic scenario. Antichrist is real - serious - dangerous. Who is it? Where does he come from? What is his master plan for global domination and personal destruction? Revelation won’t make sense without understanding this!


Is this some kind of a cult? I'm so confused. I just want to ride the flying lion. :(
2008-11-02, 10:19 AM #2
Originally posted by Vin:
I just want to ride the flying lion. :(

Is that some sort of Gay Slang?
nope.
2008-11-02, 10:33 AM #3
It does kinda sound that way.

Maybe its a Gay Christian Cult?
2008-11-02, 10:42 AM #4
Idk what it is but you should join just for the flying lion.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-11-02, 10:59 AM #5
You always seem to attract or discover freaks like this.
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2008-11-02, 12:55 PM #6
The beast with eleven horns is Rome. Duh.

And the antichrist is the Pope. Who doesn't know that?
2008-11-02, 2:34 PM #7
They have to make it ambiguous and mysterious to try and get you in the door because they know you'll laugh and toss it in the trash if they actually tell you anything about what they're really about.

Religion: Disguising the same old bull**** as a breakthrough revelation since the year negative infinity
2008-11-02, 4:00 PM #8
i want one of those 3 (or is it 4?) headed winged cheetahs... that looks ****ing awesome
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-11-02, 4:13 PM #9
Since that lion has wings, can we call it a flyion?

...I think so.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2008-11-02, 4:37 PM #10
Holy ****, that three-headed leopard thing looks totally awesome.
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2008-11-02, 4:42 PM #11
Dude, they paid a lot of money for a really good graphic designer.

I kind of want to join whatever organization this is.
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2008-11-02, 4:43 PM #12
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
i want one of those 3 (or is it 4?) headed winged cheetahs... that looks ****ing awesome


Three heads, four wings... ONE KILLING MACHINE.
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2008-11-02, 4:57 PM #13
Originally posted by happydud:
Dude, they paid a lot of money for a really good graphic designer.

I kind of want to join whatever organization this is.


I dunno, whoever did it sort of dropped the ball on that grizzly.
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2008-11-02, 8:32 PM #14
You know, sometimes I want to join a religious cult. It would be like early childhood again where my imagination went wild and, all of the sudden, the world feels so warm and easily understandable if you turn a blind eye.
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2008-11-02, 8:50 PM #15
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I dunno, whoever did it sort of dropped the ball on that grizzly.


It's easy to make that mistake. He doesn't have any massive physical changes like the others do, but look at his snout.

He has asian whiskers.

That means he's SUPER wise. And the only thing that terrifies me more than fighting a bear is fighting a WISE bear.

I'm convinced I can best a bear in combat by outsmarting him. But a wise bear? Well, there's no chance.
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