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Food for thought
2008-11-05, 2:49 AM #1
What if, now that Obama was elected, North America went into civil war (Canada vs USA) because Canadians aren't happy with the outcome of the election?

Which one do you think would use nukes first? If action stars in Hollywood are good fighters in real life too, I think they would be a valuable asset for the US. I know they must have learned plenty by being trained for movies by specialists. Also, Americans could benefit from the fact that they're so religious, because it means they don't fear death to the same extent that the Canadian heathen warriors do. Americans being fatter is a double edged sword: on one hand, they're slower and get out of breath more easily. On the other hand, they're theoretically able to crush Canadian units by landing on them.

Canada has universal healthcare, so they can heal more units than America can. America has private but better quality healthcare, so while they can heal less units, the ones they do heal will be healed more than your average Canadian.

I think the one thing that would settle the conflict would be that America has a lot of resistance against itself, people like Michael Moore etc.


Just my $0.2.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-11-05, 3:12 AM #2
is this the fabled "comedy gold"?
2008-11-05, 3:20 AM #3
No because it's not funny (which you noticed, congrats).
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-11-05, 8:11 AM #4
:huh:
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2008-11-05, 8:15 AM #5
Eh... Canadians wanted Obama to win for one.. So we got what we wanted. All of our national polls posted in the news say that Obama was our choice for the American president.

Although, I've got a sneaking suspicion that we're just happy Bush is out.

That and I don't think Canada has ever possessed any nuclear missiles...
2008-11-05, 8:19 AM #6
lolwut?
woot!
2008-11-05, 8:30 AM #7
Does Canada even have nukes?
Life is beautiful.
2008-11-05, 8:36 AM #8
I don't think Canada ever has nor will they ever possess nukes.
2008-11-05, 8:38 AM #9
Sorry, I missed it when you said that. My mind wasn't working right after reading Krok's post.
Life is beautiful.
2008-11-05, 8:43 AM #10
whoa
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-11-05, 9:13 AM #11
Quote:
Which one do you think would use nukes first?


ITT, we don't understand the MAD doctrine.
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2008-11-05, 9:18 AM #12
The only worthy response to this thread is:



You guessed it.
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2008-11-05, 9:21 AM #13
What the what the what?

Canada has Jepman.

I'm Jepman.

We win.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-11-05, 9:23 AM #14
Might I ask.. What is so special about this Jepman?

I NEED SPECIFICS
2008-11-05, 10:04 AM #15
KEKEKEKEKEKE ZERGLING RUSH

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D E A T H
2008-11-05, 10:06 AM #16
Since when was Korea in the equation?
2008-11-05, 10:32 AM #17
Why would canada be upset? Our govt is actually going to be closer to theirs now....
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-11-05, 10:56 AM #18
Yay ever other country is happy that Obama won..

You know who else is happy??? All of our enemies our happy for us too.. hmmmm I wonder why.
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2008-11-05, 11:09 AM #19
Russia announced that they will set missiles against the American missile shield, and also missile shield jammers. Obama is going to have a field day.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-11-05, 11:17 AM #20
Actually, I highly doubt public opinion is going to change whatsoever about the USA with Obama at the helm. It's only a matter of time till his charisma wears off and everyone goes back to hating America.

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