So I bought some of those flying monkeys from the woot-off last week.
Finally got part of the order.
So I'm sitting in my apartment, in dead silence. It's never been so quite.
I pick up one of the monkeys. "Pull Tab" Ok, sure...
MONKEY NOISES REALLY LOUD

Not only do I scare the crap out of myself and almost tinkle in my pants, but the 40 other open windows from my apartment complex are like "What the BLEEP" haha.
Holy crap these things are annoying. I LOVE IT.

My camera is not connecting to my computer for some odd reason, so woot monkey sex pictures later.

"So I bought some of those flying monkeys" is pretty much the best way ever to start a sentence.

What a douche, scaring the crap out of yourself like that. Crap needs a place to live!

This one time, I was pissing myself at school.

monkeypicsnowkthankxbai

Well it turns out the USB end of of Camera was not plugged in, and it was actually my iPod but they are both white and tangled together so I thought it was.
So Mr Monkey is riding his car down the street and sees sexy Ms Monkey
He pulls up beside her and asks her out
Sure! Hope in!
They hit up the bar and break the ice
She tells him she has to go, he gets her number.
He goes home and plays some Xbox
After work, she goes home and thinks about Mr Monkey
He calls her up the next day and they decide to go out to dance. She whispers in his ear what she did last night and he smiles.
SCORE

<3

Massassi just turned into the Discovery Channel.

The monkeys are awesome. I got two orange and one purple. I've only pulled the tag on one so far and I've been flinging it everywhere.