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What are some corny things you wish you could do?
2008-11-08, 10:17 PM #1
What are some silly/unrealistic/impossible things you wish you could do?

I'd love to bring someone from the 60's or 70's to the present day .. or anyone from any past period for that matter. Just for them to be like "wtf" at how much things have changed and technology advanced.

Like go get a archer from ancient times and give him a rifle.

Go get that kid on the Atari and show him Xbox360.

Show George Washington the USA now :suicide:



And I'd love to climb Everest.
2008-11-08, 10:24 PM #2
travel through time and space in a little blue box.

makes whatever snack I wanted appear on command.
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2008-11-08, 10:32 PM #3
Be able to perfectly mimic quotes from movies and such.

Move like some classic video game characters (ridiculous jumping, falling without damage, super-speed and not worry about running into walls, etc.) Note that to be corny, these moves would have to look like their equivalent sources too, like punching up in the air and curling up in a ball or some such... or heck, just look like I'm the character straight out of the game when I do that.

Being like Jim Carey from The Mask pretty much covers a lot...
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2008-11-08, 10:36 PM #4
Scrubs style hijink visions in real life
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2008-11-08, 11:07 PM #5
I'd go back and kill all the first humans.
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2008-11-08, 11:20 PM #6
I wouldn't call this unrealistic or impossible, but for the here and now, as in "I'm in no position to do this", I would classify this as silly.

I would love to study at a monastery, or live alone in a forest or on a mountain.
2008-11-08, 11:36 PM #7
Originally posted by Latis:
I would love to study at a monastery


This.
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2008-11-09, 6:52 AM #8
Travel in time, Fly, and the Snack thing Sugarless said.

:P
nope.
2008-11-09, 7:33 AM #9
I want to punch people in the face over the internet.
2008-11-09, 8:25 AM #10
Originally posted by JM:
I want to punch people in the face over the internet.


I like this .. I'm going to take it a step further and make it prod people with a burning hot "Troll" brand.
2008-11-09, 9:07 AM #11
I'd want the ability to teleport/materialise.... it would be gas efficient, and I would probably make it to class on time....for once...
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2008-11-09, 9:37 AM #12
I'd like the ability to make women's clothes fall off just by thinking about it!
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2008-11-09, 9:49 AM #13
ability to turn invisible... or stop time
2008-11-09, 9:56 AM #14
Game on a supercomputer.
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2008-11-09, 10:10 AM #15
Originally posted by Onimusha.:
Game on a supercomputer.


That would be horrible.
2008-11-09, 10:28 AM #16
Build my own submarine
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2008-11-09, 10:36 AM #17
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
I'd like the ability to make women's clothes fall off just by thinking about it!


hehehehe... awesome.

I'd basically just want to be Hiro Nakamura.
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2008-11-09, 10:37 AM #18
Wow that is awesome!!
2008-11-09, 11:10 AM #19
Change my body at will.
2008-11-09, 11:27 AM #20
Quote:
That would be horrible.


explain.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
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2008-11-09, 11:32 AM #21
Originally posted by Onimusha.:
explain.


Um, because supercomputers aren't designed to play games? And what exactly would a supercomputer offer to gaming that a good PC couldn't?
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2008-11-09, 12:14 PM #22
Quote:
What are some silly/unrealistic/impossible things you wish you could do?


I believe that is why I posted it in this thread.
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2008-11-10, 12:25 PM #23
I'd like to for one day become someone else, preferrably (but not necessarily) a woman, pick myself up, and make love to me.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-11-10, 12:26 PM #24
Teleport to Maryland, swoop sugarless off her feet, ride off towards the sun

oops did I just say that publically?


ooop!
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2008-11-10, 12:36 PM #25
Oh yes, and I'd like to be able to change the shape of anything as if it were clay, at will.
nope.
2008-11-10, 12:56 PM #26
Originally posted by Onimusha.:
I believe that is why I posted it in this thread.


It's not impossible, it's just that it would suck. You'd be using integrated graphics and a crappy CPU.
2008-11-10, 1:36 PM #27
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Oh yes, and I'd like to be able to change the shape of anything as if it were clay, at will.


It'll solve the mb problem
2008-11-10, 2:04 PM #28
I am Gundam.
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2008-11-10, 2:07 PM #29
It would be cool to be able to like push objects around and stuff, and maybe be able to trick people. Also, I would want one of those glowing sword things that can cut through stuff. Of course, nobody here knows what I'm talking about. I must be crazy.
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2008-11-10, 2:10 PM #30
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
I'd like the ability to make women's clothes fall off just by thinking about it!

"But I've seen it. I've seen it all."
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2008-11-10, 2:16 PM #31
I like the idea of punching people through the internet.
Flight, invisibility and phasing through solid objects for my normal choices.
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2008-11-10, 3:44 PM #32
- Save all eastern 3rd world countries and develop them, and prevent mutilation, one of the things I hate the most in this world.

- Build a virtual reality chamber.

- Browse the internet in the virtual reality chamber (à-la Futurama)

- Have the fastest reflexes in the world.

- Be a secret agent, better than James Bond.

And last but not least, change my appearance in any way, at will. Become a girl, a dog, whatever. I'd have so much fun with this :D
2008-11-10, 4:23 PM #33
Pay off my student loans. :(
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-11-10, 5:14 PM #34
Originally posted by Xzero:

- Be a secret agent, better than James Bond.


blasphemy
2008-11-11, 12:38 AM #35
Actually now that I think of it, being a jedi would be pretty sweet.. or a sith, whatever floats your boat.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-11-11, 12:42 AM #36
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:
I like the idea of punching people through the internet.
Flight, invisibility and phasing through solid objects for my normal choices.


flight is one of the most overrated powers ever.
2008-11-11, 3:36 AM #37
grow a beard and then having it be able to transform into a hairy monster protuding from my chin that strangles people or just hangs out when i need a friend
2008-11-11, 3:42 AM #38
Originally posted by Ted Sandyman:
grow a beard and then having it be able to transform into a hairy monster protuding from my chin that strangles people or just hangs out when i need a friend


Sounds like a wang.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-11-11, 3:58 AM #39
yeah it sounds like a wang but wangs dont strangle people unless they are serpentine by that i mean snake slyly wrapped around crotch like Sir Hiss

but Sir Hiss is a sassysnake, he'd be pestiferous protuberance

no one wants to hang out with a snake
2008-11-11, 5:06 AM #40
Originally posted by Ted Sandyman:
yeah it sounds like a wang but wangs dont strangle people unless they are serpentine by that i mean snake slyly wrapped around crotch like Sir Hiss

but Sir Hiss is a sassysnake, he'd be pestiferous protuberance

no one wants to hang out with a snake


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