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Guilty Pleasures
2008-11-09, 9:47 PM #1
Inspired by #massassi, post celebrities you have a crush on that you're embarrassed to admit.

I'm not really sure how this thread will go in Massassi, but if all else fails, just post pictures of celebrities you have crushes on.

Although I'm not really embarrassed by it, mine would be three of the five members of Eisley.
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2008-11-09, 9:52 PM #2
Secret mancrush

[http://dontdancenaked.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/adrien_brody07_jpg.jpg]
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-11-09, 9:53 PM #3
None that I can think of off of the top of my head would be scary for me to admit. On that note, the following celebrities are on my "I'd love to, but it'll never happen" list:

Natalie Portman
Keira Knightley
Jessica Alba
Mandy Moore
Charlize Theron
Keri Russell
Marisa Tomei

I know there are others, though they are the ones that came to mind.
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2008-11-09, 10:05 PM #4
Quote:
On that note, the following celebrities are on my "I'd love to, but it'll never happen" list:


Zooey Deschanel
Lena Headey
Jolene Blalock
Tricia Helfer
Lucy Liu


Embarassed to admit? Probably Kat Von D, only because most people are turned off by her tattoos, but I pretty much admit this anyway. Either that or Nicole Kidman because she is almost as old as my mom.


On a side note I'll laugh if anyone says Miley Cyrus [http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3013/pedobear1ip1vp2.jpg]
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-11-09, 10:36 PM #5
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2008-11-09, 10:39 PM #6
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
None that I can think of off of the top of my head would be scary for me to admit. On that note, the following celebrities are on my "I'd love to, but it'll never happen" list:

Natalie Portman
Keira Knightley
Jessica Alba
Mandy Moore
Charlize Theron
Keri Russell
Marisa Tomei

I know there are others, though they are the ones that came to mind.


I must kill you for the first two.

Avril Lavigne (to some extent)
Amy Lee
Jessica Alba
Miley Cyrus
Jackie Chan

Yes. The last one is a definite.

(What, Miley Cyrus is pretty hot.)
2008-11-09, 11:19 PM #7
Omni, people don't like her tattoos? I think thats what makes her hot. If she didn't have them she would probably be fugly.
2008-11-10, 2:41 AM #8
Kathy Bates, but it's a crush on her talent than anything else. She deserves more recognition (she's won awards, I mean from the average moviegoer), but unfortunately looks seem to be the main focus.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-11-10, 5:07 AM #9
[http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/specials/sma06/sma_gallery/johnny_depp.jpg]

He is the sexiest man alive.
2008-11-10, 6:16 AM #10
Victoria Beckham. Hands down.
2008-11-10, 6:31 AM #11
Felicia Day
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-11-10, 6:41 AM #12
Mandy Moore, Natalie Portman, Summer Glau (yeah, I know the Massassi consensus already), Jewel Staite...and Taylor Swift, but she makes me feel old. .(
woot!
2008-11-10, 6:56 AM #13
Originally posted by Jep:
Felicia Day


this + Anna Friel.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2008-11-10, 7:01 AM #14
Mancrush on Edward Norton. His body in American History X is like, perfect (well, save for the huge swastika).
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2008-11-10, 8:37 AM #15
[http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/5245/kbaker3jo0.jpg]

Kenny Baker nude dipped in chocolate fondue sauce hooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttt
2008-11-10, 8:47 AM #16
[http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/attachment.php?attachmentid=18462&stc=1&d=1202514007]
nope.
2008-11-10, 8:56 AM #17
Originally posted by Latis:

Although I'm not really embarrassed by it, mine would be three of the five members of Eisley.


I'd vote for all five of them. In my bed. At the same time. :awesome:
"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

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2008-11-10, 9:33 AM #18
Originally posted by Xzero:
I must kill you for the first two.


Whaaaaaat? Why?
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2008-11-10, 9:37 AM #19
Originally posted by Murc XIII:
Victoria Beckham. Hands down.

jesus **** the woman looks like an anemic pig that was smashed in the face with a cinderblock
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-11-10, 10:21 AM #20
[http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/beauty_blunders/christina_hendricks.jpg]

Yosaffbridge, I don't care how many husbands you have.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2008-11-10, 10:25 AM #21
Originally posted by Spook:
[http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2008/gallery/beauty_blunders/christina_hendricks.jpg]

Yosaffbridge, I don't care how many husbands you have.


Oh god, thank you. I forgot about her.

She is definatly my top "celebrity" crush. That girl has an absolutely deliciously beautiful face with amazing lips, eyes and (seperatly from face, of course) a wonderfully shaped pair of breasteses.

Edit note : Well worth quoting picture.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-11-10, 10:31 AM #22
Agreed.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-11-10, 10:41 AM #23
Stephanie from Lazytown... :saddowns:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2008-11-10, 10:50 AM #24
just gonna leave this here..................
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2008-11-10, 10:52 AM #25
imagine r2d2 with glory hole
2008-11-10, 3:08 PM #26
Princess Dia.

I know a woman who I swear to God looks just like her. And she's a milf, too.
2008-11-10, 8:00 PM #27
rachel weisz
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2008-11-10, 9:42 PM #28
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
Whaaaaaat? Why?


I must at least kill you for Keira Knightley.

I won't turn this into another debate (god knows I've had too many of these in IRC), but I will say that I find her incredibly nasty. Plus I don't really like her as an actor. Firer in Pirates of the Caribbean 3 was enough for me. :P

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