At some point in the next little while I'm going to stop posting hardly at all.
Don't be afraid, I'm just leaving to spend your tax dollars(Burgerboys). I haven't abandoned you, I'll be back to provide questionably relevant commentary. I don't know if we will be going to Iraq or Afghanistan or waging the secret war in Djibouti and wouldn't tell you anyway, because I'm pretty sure that several people here are terrorists who would give away my position.
I'll try and check in once in a while but I'm pretty sure most of my time will be spent playing stupid games and wasting valuable government resources.
In the event that I am killed by another Marine because they couldn't shut me up on a convoy, I would appreciate it if you would hold a memorial service in Canyon Oasis in my honor. I would also appreciate it if several of you could be *******s and grief the whole shindig with conc rifles and thermal detonators. Then post a youtube video of it and cry about the whole deal in the comments.
It's been a good ride, and I hope to return to this green place with 50% or more of my free time as has been traditional. And now, as a parting gift, a picture of Grace Kelly.
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Don't be afraid, I'm just leaving to spend your tax dollars(Burgerboys). I haven't abandoned you, I'll be back to provide questionably relevant commentary. I don't know if we will be going to Iraq or Afghanistan or waging the secret war in Djibouti and wouldn't tell you anyway, because I'm pretty sure that several people here are terrorists who would give away my position.
I'll try and check in once in a while but I'm pretty sure most of my time will be spent playing stupid games and wasting valuable government resources.
In the event that I am killed by another Marine because they couldn't shut me up on a convoy, I would appreciate it if you would hold a memorial service in Canyon Oasis in my honor. I would also appreciate it if several of you could be *******s and grief the whole shindig with conc rifles and thermal detonators. Then post a youtube video of it and cry about the whole deal in the comments.
It's been a good ride, and I hope to return to this green place with 50% or more of my free time as has been traditional. And now, as a parting gift, a picture of Grace Kelly.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
