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blackhair
2008-11-13, 10:55 PM #1
What do you call people with black hair?
Blonde
Redhead
Brunette
???
Profit!
2008-11-13, 11:01 PM #2
raven-haired temptresses

including men
2008-11-13, 11:04 PM #3
blacky
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-11-13, 11:12 PM #4
Char-top
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2008-11-13, 11:42 PM #5
freakboy
2008-11-13, 11:46 PM #6
brunette = brown and black.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-11-13, 11:51 PM #7
whatever freakboy :P
2008-11-14, 12:27 AM #8
In primary school there was this one girl in our class that had black hair and really pale skin, and you could kind of see a mustache on her. All the guys made fun of her for it.

I saw her last year in the supermarket and she was fantastically hot.

I'm not sure if she still had a mustache because I was far too distracted by her immense cleavage.
2008-11-14, 12:40 AM #9
/High Fives Jin
2008-11-14, 1:27 AM #10
Emo?
There...are...FOUR...lights!
2008-11-14, 5:04 AM #11
I never really thought about that, but I guess there's no shortcuts in describing black haired weirdos :(
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-11-14, 5:57 AM #12
Blackhead.

(Am I really the first person to say it? :psyduck:)
2008-11-14, 9:22 AM #13
You all are racist

I have black hair. I just say black hair.
2008-11-14, 10:57 AM #14
"Oh hey, you have black hair."

I don't use "blondes, brunettes, redheads."

Or, if you must, you can call them blackheads...
2008-11-14, 11:10 AM #15
Originally posted by Latis:
You all are racist


pipe down there blackhair!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2008-11-14, 11:56 AM #16
I just say black-haired, since I call brunettes brown-haired and blondes blonde-haired. I call red-haired people redheads though.

But since I'm Asian and many people around me are Asian we just sort of think "Asian" for Asian people with black hair and "Not Asian black-haired person" for otherwise.
一个大西瓜
2008-11-14, 2:27 PM #17
There are far finer granulations of hair color. Black haired girls come in the predominant varieties of 'Raven', 'Shine', and 'Midnight'. In the brown to red spectrum, you discover such wonderful colors as 'Mousy' and 'Ginger'. Directly opposite the raven-haired you will find amazing colors like 'Platinum' and 'Dirty'. The only constant to natural hair colors is that they are all hot.
2008-11-14, 2:29 PM #18
Incidentally. The difference between Raven and Midnight is skin pigmentation, not the hair itself.
2008-11-16, 6:00 PM #19
Buffalo
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2008-11-16, 6:15 PM #20
Eboney?
Take that there and put it in here
2008-11-16, 9:05 PM #21
Originally posted by JM:
There are far finer granulations of hair color.


Yes, but there's also blonde, brown, red and black. :colbert:

Anyway I don't have a descriptive word for black-haired people because honestly there aren't that many of them.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-11-16, 11:11 PM #22
Originally posted by Latis:
You all are racist

I have black hair. I just say black hair.



Yes, because different hair colors = different races.

:P
There...are...FOUR...lights!
2008-11-17, 5:42 AM #23
Quote:
Anyway I don't have a descriptive word for black-haired people because honestly there aren't that many of them.
Hang out with more mexicans. :colbert:
2008-11-17, 5:52 AM #24
Or Africans.
2008-11-17, 5:55 AM #25
Or Asians, yes. Which I do. But I still can't imagine a situation in which I'd need to describe one of them as dark-haired.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

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