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2008-11-14, 6:27 AM #1

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Do you have any?

I don't.

nope.

2008-11-14, 6:44 AM #2

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

So you are not really from Scotland, are you.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-11-14, 7:06 AM #3

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

I have backhair. Not a great deal yet, but if my dad's anything to go by (and he has been so far) I'm going to end up like a ****ing yeti.

2008-11-14, 7:15 AM #4

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

95% of my hair growth goes into [Everyone From 2005 Knows This One].

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-11-14, 7:16 AM #5

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

I don't have any either (scottish).

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2008-11-14, 7:24 AM #6

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

I have one. Yes, one lone back hair, and if my family is anything to go by, it will stay that way. Thank God.

2008-11-14, 7:44 AM #7

The_Lost_One

Lost No More

Posts: 749

Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free

2008-11-14, 8:23 AM #8

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

So you are not really from Scotland, are you.

Scotsmen don't have hairy backs, thats why the full plaid was invented.

We do however have arses like a brillo pad.

nope.

2008-11-14, 8:43 AM #9

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Scotsmen don't have hairy backs, thats why the full plaid was invented.

We do however have arses like a brillo pad.

as someone of scots descent, i can verify this quote.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2008-11-14, 9:18 AM #10

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

I do, and it's annoying. Beards, hair on chest, hair on *** is fine. Hair on back is gross and I try to shave it off every week.

2008-11-14, 9:31 AM #11

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Originally posted by Baconfish:

Scotsmen don't have hairy backs, thats why the full plaid was invented.

We do however have arses like a brillo pad.

Does that mean I'm the illegitimate child of a scotsman, then?

All my backhair migrated to my arse.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2008-11-14, 9:42 AM #12

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

2008-11-14, 9:43 AM #13

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i have backhair...

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-11-14, 9:45 AM #14

Ted Sandyman

Don't believe his lies

Posts: 215

i wonder wut u call black backhair

2008-11-14, 9:57 AM #15

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

I have plenty of back hair, and I'm sure that no one here doubts it.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-11-14, 10:30 AM #16

MFalse

Self-Proclaimed Lurker

Posts: 735

Two words for you all: sweater vest
I feel that has likely given you a complete enough image.

"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm

2008-11-14, 10:37 AM #17

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

*shudders*

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2008-11-14, 11:13 AM #18

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by MFalse:

Two words for you all: sweater vest

ive got like 3 stray hairs.

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2008-11-14, 11:57 AM #19

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

My nipple hair is black.

2008-11-14, 2:31 PM #20

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

I'm a Wookie.

2008-11-14, 4:20 PM #21

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

ive had hair on the top/back of my shoulders for awhile now. and chesthair, stomach, ***, etcetc Also hobbit feet. |:

but the majority of my back is clear, and that makes me happy

o.0

2008-11-14, 4:35 PM #22

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

None. Or chest hair, for that matter.

Probably 95% of my hair is on top of my head. And another 4.9% is below my waist.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-11-14, 8:31 PM #23

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

We get it. You're a little boy. You can stop reminding us.

2008-11-14, 8:35 PM #24

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by Baconfish:

We do however have arses like a brillo pad.

Let's not remind ourselves of JediKirby's .... incident.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-11-14, 9:23 PM #25

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

A little

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2008-11-15, 9:25 AM #26

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

None to speak of.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2008-11-15, 11:06 AM #27

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Originally posted by ECHOMAN:

Let's not remind ourselves of JediKirby's .... incident.

You're just jealous because asian people have less hair than a dolphin.

nope.

2008-11-15, 12:48 PM #28

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

Smooth torsos FTW.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.