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Time to measure e-peens

2008-11-15, 10:50 PM #1

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

This is not exactly a postcount thread . . .

Instead, it's a what's-the-longest-thread-you've-ever-started thread.

Mine's 222. It would seem the way to create long threads is to tap into Massassi's endless source of narcissism.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-11-15, 10:59 PM #2

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

I think only SiliconC (Camhoez thread) and bobafett765 (What are you listening to right now?) are the only ones who can beat me.

original NeS = 1,999 replies
NeSquared = 928
NeS workshop = 1,188

"Don't Sink" and "Cold War Capitalism" also got 198 and 200 respectively. Besides that, nothing's hit above 100 replies.

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2008-11-15, 11:19 PM #3

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

All of my best threads get deleted before anyone has a chance to see them.

2008-11-15, 11:30 PM #4

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

if you wish to count all of the NTG threads as one...

though we'll never have those numbers because the old threads were killed by hax

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-11-15, 11:32 PM #5

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

195 for *****ing about religion
171 for hot chicks

o.0

2008-11-15, 11:46 PM #6

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I once started a sexism thread in order to attract trolls / people who post way too many posts to get the explode for over 10 pages, after which I would have removed the thread and laughed at everyone for losing a lot of posts.

Sadly the thread only got 5 pages and I deleted it anyway and people lost a lot of posts. And I laughed. But I shall laugh again! Ha! Hahah! HA HAHA HA HA! HA!

Of course, it was just a spiritual continuation to my "illegal immigrants steal babies" thread I ripped from some news headline about a few weeks before that but it only got 2 pages and nobody even realized it had disappeared when I removed it. Bah!

A shame you can't do that trick these days. And it would only really work with religion as the topic.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-11-16, 1:12 AM #7

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Is there an easy way to find out?

2008-11-16, 3:47 AM #8

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

I'm surprised I have any above 30 or so, but I found this gem at 153 posts.

I only posted it because I laughed at the absurdity of putting sweets in a box with a dog's head. And you lot took it seriously. :gbk:

Oh, and Vin: search, advanced search, "threads started by this user" and your name. Then look. Probably the easiest way.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2008-11-16, 3:55 AM #9

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Of course, it was just a spiritual continuation to my "illegal immigrants steal babies" thread I ripped from some news headline about a few weeks before that but it only got 2 pages and nobody even realized it had disappeared when I removed it. Bah!

Deep down in your heart you know where you ripped the sexism thread from!

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2008-11-16, 4:40 AM #10

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Well I needed a topic that wasn't about religion or homosexuality (since there naturally was a huge one about either one or both at the time9 and you just happened to shtick around a few days before I posted the thread. :p

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-11-16, 6:51 AM #11

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I don't have many good threads. My best isn't even here.

woot!

2008-11-16, 8:01 AM #12

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Name that movie gets 1397.

Apart from that I've got a few in the 2/300s.

nope.

2008-11-16, 8:02 AM #13

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

most = 86 for a post yer desktop thread.

wamp wamp wamp

2008-11-16, 8:06 AM #14

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

I looked it up..my best is 148.

woot!

2008-11-16, 8:13 AM #15

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

It's also the most recent thread I've started. 174 replies and counting.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2008-11-16, 8:34 AM #16

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

My least = 0.

2008-11-16, 9:46 AM #17

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

My highest is 122 for this thread.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2008-11-16, 9:57 AM #18

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

5.2 inches.

Oh wait, our e-peen?

Like 96 or something.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2008-11-16, 10:02 AM #19

Dark__Knight

Blockyness Rocks!

Posts: 3,011

Longest thread that I've ever started was:

"Post your <3" with 325 replies.

Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)

2008-11-16, 10:16 AM #20

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

750 apparently

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2008-11-16, 10:47 AM #21

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Longest was 113.

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2008-11-16, 10:56 AM #22

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

Longest was 140

Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.

2008-11-16, 10:58 AM #23

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

Not my longest thread ever, but on the other hand that's the best thread I ever made.

And apparently this one's the longest one I've made.

And on an off-topic note, this is pretty awesome. :tfti:

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2008-11-16, 12:03 PM #24

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=40123

ROCKS SOCKS.

2008-11-16, 12:12 PM #25

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

239 replies for my first annual "Airplane on a conveyor belt" thread: http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=46262

It only ended because jg closed it; that jerk.

(Plane takes off btw

)

Stuff

2008-11-16, 12:39 PM #26

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

Duh?

That debate no longer has a place on the internet. Mythbusters ruined it.

2008-11-16, 1:06 PM #27

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

SiliconC better not show his face in this thread if he knows what's good for him.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2008-11-16, 1:44 PM #28

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

It's not my face I plan on showing.

2008-11-16, 7:35 PM #29

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I have 11 threads > 100 and for some reason four of those are 102.

I have a ton in the 90s and 80s ... most of the more popular ones were game threads (e.g. "Give me a picture" which I started I think :awesome:)

Longest:
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=32229

一个大西瓜

2008-11-16, 7:43 PM #30

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

i have one thread over 100, which was about how i think HHGTTG Radio Series > the books.

next below that was the thread about me proposing. one post less than that was me visiting geb and ante and sem in MD.

120, 80 and 79 respectively.

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2008-11-17, 9:17 AM #31

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

What are you eating? measures in at 58.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-11-17, 10:11 AM #32

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

BIOSHOCK
228

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2008-11-17, 10:35 AM #33

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

The Official Massassi NFL Thread

with a post count of 83. Its respectable

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve

2008-11-17, 11:42 AM #34

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

First longest----- 88

Second longest------ 55

Other personal records: highest resolution GIF of the wrestling 8th wonder of the world in a thread with a poll

2008-11-20, 12:29 PM #35

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

219

I was realy surprised by how long it went for.

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2008-11-20, 12:38 PM #36

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by alpha1:

I was realy surprised by how long it went for.

Thats what she said!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2008-11-20, 12:47 PM #37

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

mb is a lemon and I want my money back.

nope.