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Palin interview with turkey slaughtered in the background
2008-11-23, 3:37 PM #1
This is hilariously disturbing.

Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2008-11-23, 3:41 PM #2
o_O
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2008-11-23, 4:12 PM #3
Just how are they killing that bird?
nope.
2008-11-23, 4:14 PM #4
For a second I thought she had changed her son's name to Stryker Brigade.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-11-23, 4:23 PM #5
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
For a second I thought she had changed her son's name to Stryker Brigade.

I thought the same thing. >_<
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2008-11-23, 4:25 PM #6
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Just how are they killing that bird?


since my roommate grew up on a farm and I've seen him kill his chickens in a similar manner, I'm assuming they put the bird in the funnel thing which holds it steady and it's neck sticks out the end, then they cut the throat and let it bleed out, hence why the trough is coated in blood.
The Gas Station
2008-11-23, 4:40 PM #7
Why... um. Don't you think the interview or the cameraman or Sarah or SOMEONE would have realized that turkeys were being killed in the shot... or did they think it was a good idea to include it? :/
2008-11-23, 4:41 PM #8
Yes, that is indeed how it is done. I live on a farm and we've done that for guinea fowl before. Thankfully I wasn't around when it was done. :gonk:
DO NOT WANT.
2008-11-23, 4:43 PM #9
Oh yeah, slitting their necks is typically how they kill poultry.
2008-11-23, 4:44 PM #10
There is more than one way to kill a cock.
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2008-11-23, 4:58 PM #11
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
There is more than one way to kill a cock.
Palin, for one.
Dreams of a dreamer from afar to a fardreamer.
2008-11-23, 5:01 PM #12
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
There is more than one way to kill a cock.



?
DO NOT WANT.
2008-11-23, 5:03 PM #13
I wonder what her Starbucks drink is.

Carmel Macchiato with add shot.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2008-11-23, 5:03 PM #14
You think that's bad? You should see chickens when you cut their head OFF.
<Rob> This is internet.
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2008-11-23, 6:00 PM #15
No no no, I told you to PLUCK the bird.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-11-23, 6:26 PM #16
Looks delicious
2008-11-23, 6:39 PM #17
The turkey or the blow-job chick?
2008-11-23, 7:35 PM #18
Blow job chick. I'm vegetarian.
2008-11-23, 7:41 PM #19
Originally posted by Grant:
since my roommate grew up on a farm and I've seen him kill his chickens in a similar manner, I'm assuming they put the bird in the funnel thing which holds it steady and it's neck sticks out the end, then they cut the throat and let it bleed out, hence why the trough is coated in blood.

Like bleeding it to death from the throat or they kill it first?
2008-11-23, 7:54 PM #20
We used to raise chickens for meat and when the time came to kill them my father was the one to do it. Unfortunately he didn't like looking when he killed the bird, so he couldn't use an axe (not that we had one sharp enough anyway) in fear of getting his fingers as well as the bird. So instead he used a bread knife. :\

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There...are...FOUR...lights!
2008-11-23, 7:58 PM #21
Why didn't you just build one of these.
[http://www.marieclaire.com/media/cm/marieclaire/images/guillotine.gif]

o.0
2008-11-24, 12:10 AM #22
Originally posted by dalf:
I wonder what her Starbucks drink is.
Turkeyblood latte.
2008-11-24, 9:25 AM #23
Outtakes: http://www.slate.com/id/2205315/

lol
2008-11-24, 10:37 AM #24
gobblegobblegobblewafflewafflewaffle
2008-11-24, 10:39 AM #25
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