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What the **** do I want for Christmas?

2008-11-24, 7:33 PM #1

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

DJ yoshi and cavey say a good ****, which would be nice, but will ruin all plans for Finland.

Anyways, post what you want for Christmas so I can get ideas.

2008-11-24, 8:09 PM #2

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

My two front teeth.

And some porn.

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2008-11-24, 10:40 PM #3

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I want everlasting fulfillment.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2008-11-24, 11:26 PM #4

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

Posts: 3,897

Maybe some guitar FX pedals....
Money?
Metallica Tickets

"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

2008-11-24, 11:27 PM #5

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

money and socks

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2008-11-24, 11:36 PM #6

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

$100 hooker

Who wants to sign up?

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2008-11-24, 11:57 PM #7

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

$200 hooker

I'm picky.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2008-11-25, 12:46 AM #8

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Everybody always wants something on Christmas, it's supposed to be about giving and someone named Jesus.

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2008-11-25, 2:33 AM #9

Ransom and Jeff

Ransom Note

Posts: 198

Screw all of that, you want pogo shoes!

There...are...FOUR...lights!

2008-11-25, 6:23 AM #10

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

To be named Emperor, and given a Star Destroyer :ninja:

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try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2008-11-25, 8:13 AM #11

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

Well I want to be named God-Emperor, and be given control of the spice! Or a deathstar.

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2008-11-25, 10:10 AM #12

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

I could go for manga or some good book. I'm pretty content for the time being.

Oh! Money towards a new bass amp! That's what I want.

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2008-11-25, 10:19 AM #13

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

£40k

nope.