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2008-12-02, 6:08 PM #1
democratically elected dictator of this country i'm going to ban strawberry chunks in strawberry ice cream and raisins in anything but bread.

what would you do?
2008-12-02, 6:17 PM #2
Sell my office to the highest bidder. Who wants that kind of trouble anyway?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-12-02, 6:22 PM #3
Invade Canada and depose their vile dictator. And then annex it.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-12-02, 6:36 PM #4
Originally posted by Darth Evad:
democratically elected dictator of this country i'm going to ban strawberry chunks in strawberry ice cream and raisins in anything but bread.

what would you do?


You've got my vote, those are the two things in the world that bug me the most. Particularly the strawberry chunks. :argh:
DO NOT WANT.
2008-12-02, 6:41 PM #5
FREE CANDY
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2008-12-02, 6:43 PM #6
What's wrong with the strawberry chunks? It adds texture.
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2008-12-02, 6:45 PM #7
I have to disagree on the raisins. I quite like them in cereal (such as Alpen).

Also, they're good in certain cakes.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-12-02, 6:46 PM #8
And deliciousness.

I will form a pro-chunk movement to overthrow your evil!

If I was dictator, I'd do something much more sensible, like making the party system illegal.
2008-12-02, 6:48 PM #9
Legal decisions decided by a coin toss.
2008-12-02, 7:07 PM #10
What about oatmeal raisin cookies? :(
2008-12-02, 7:57 PM #11
Originally posted by Darth Evad:
democratically elected dictator of this country i'm going to ban strawberry chunks in strawberry ice cream and raisins in anything but bread.

what would you do?


Raisins are pretty good in cereal, especially müsli.
What is your position on cherry chunks in cherry ice cream?
I'm just a little boy.
2008-12-02, 7:58 PM #12
You did this on purpose you mother ****er
2008-12-02, 8:34 PM #13
Originally posted by Zell:
You've got my vote, those are the two things in the world that bug me the most. Particularly the strawberry chunks. :argh:


ESPECIALLY when you are having a strawberry shake, and the strawberry chunks get lodged in the straw. That pisses me off
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2008-12-02, 9:06 PM #14
you gotta suck harder
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-12-02, 9:10 PM #15
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
you gotta suck harder


I don't bat that way LULZ
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2008-12-02, 9:15 PM #16
not what you said last night
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-12-02, 9:23 PM #17
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
not what you said last night


I c what u did thar
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2008-12-02, 9:33 PM #18
Lawl raisins.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

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