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Breaking News! Skimps gonna be a daddy
2008-12-02, 10:14 PM #1
Tonight our dear friend Skimpy found out that he will be a father!

Congrats Skimp!!!!


(also name your kid Lando)
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-12-02, 10:17 PM #2
my name suggestion

Maximus Decimus Meridius Nolen
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-12-02, 10:18 PM #3
Thank you. Thank you.

*takes a bow*

I will now be taking bids for the naming rights.
Think Them Skimpy thoughts!!!
2008-12-02, 10:28 PM #4
Call it Nailface :confused:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-12-02, 10:29 PM #5
Congrats :).
2008-12-02, 10:32 PM #6
YAY

CONGRATS!!
一个大西瓜
2008-12-02, 10:42 PM #7
cody coker
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2008-12-02, 10:50 PM #8
i bid two buttons and a can of pringles for the name of maegan
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2008-12-03, 12:06 AM #9
+1 for OPTIMUS PRIME regardless of gender and yes all in CAPS please.

Oh and YAY! :D
2008-12-03, 12:18 AM #10
If it's going to be a boy, name him Brian!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-12-03, 12:27 AM #11
Boy: Seamus/Haven.

Girl: Fiona/Zoe.

Do it.
DO NOT WANT.
2008-12-03, 12:38 AM #12
Congrats, dude!
幻術
2008-12-03, 1:18 AM #13
My condolences.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2008-12-03, 1:56 AM #14
**** YEAH SKIMP BABIES.

I still have to come visit you, seeing as how you're only like an hour and a half away from me at best. Grats man.
D E A T H
2008-12-03, 1:57 AM #15
**** yeah double post?
D E A T H
2008-12-03, 2:00 AM #16
Wow, Congrats and good luck!!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2008-12-03, 3:47 AM #17
Yay hope its really yours!

Boy : Jayne

Girl : Kaylee

Mutation : Jaylee
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2008-12-03, 4:12 AM #18
Originally posted by Zell:
Zoe.

Do it.

You want him to name his daughter after your dog?

:psylon:

Eilidh.
nope.
2008-12-03, 5:05 AM #19
Name he or she, Bob Loblaw.
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2008-12-03, 5:20 AM #20
You should have a whole bunch of them and make their initials spell something.
2008-12-03, 6:55 AM #21
Name it Bojangles, regardless of gender.
"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009
2008-12-03, 7:14 AM #22
If it's a girl, name her Joyce. If you get another one, name him/her Tick.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-12-03, 7:19 AM #23
Every kid here must be named after me. It shall be Baby Torn III.
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2008-12-03, 9:10 AM #24
Congrats.

If its a boy, either Jaden or Rosh :ninja:

2008-12-03, 9:27 AM #25
if skimpy was going to pick a star wars name he'd go with the original trilogy not some lame *** game
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2008-12-03, 9:32 AM #26
LANDO.
2008-12-03, 9:52 AM #27
Haha, sucks to be Skimp

If it's a boy, name it Steven; if it's a girl, name it Dana (like me!); if it's twins, name them Romulus and Remus; and if it's a robot, name it Gir.
2008-12-03, 10:18 AM #28
How could you not call a robot Wall-E?

Call your child "Hello" for awkward conversations.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2008-12-03, 10:25 AM #29
Originally posted by Guess:
Haha, sucks to be Skimp

If it's a boy, name it Steven; if it's a girl, name it Dana (like me!); if it's twins, name them Romulus and Remus; and if it's a robot, name it Gir.


This. If it's anything else, name it LANDO.
2008-12-03, 10:27 AM #30
gj Skimpy

name it Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

becayse hgtats a goido naME BAND u live in alambma and epeop ltin alabma like dale earnhard sr/rhjr and they wi l bhur a fj
2008-12-03, 10:32 AM #31
woohoo! congrats!
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2008-12-03, 10:48 AM #32
Wow, grats Skimpy!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-12-03, 3:41 PM #33
Maximilian or Lando

Or, since you are such an Alabama fan, why don't you offer to sell his name for some money and you can call him "Tide"
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2008-12-03, 3:45 PM #34
I support Lando. Or if a girl, something starting with an "A" (Ashley, Ariel, etc)
一个大西瓜
2008-12-03, 4:01 PM #35
Many congratulations :)
2008-12-03, 5:54 PM #36
Name it Kyle if it's a boy, Jan if it's a girl <_< >_>
2008-12-03, 7:44 PM #37
Originally posted by mscbuck:
Maximilian or Lando

Or, since you are such an Alabama fan, why don't you offer to sell his name for some money and you can call him "Tide"


I would but Tyde is already a semi common name around here. Saban or Saben is starting to catch on
Think Them Skimpy thoughts!!!
2008-12-04, 12:50 AM #38
Originally posted by Skrompy:
I would but Tyde is already a semi common name around here. Saban or Saben is starting to catch on


But that's gonna make other kids go "saban more like satan lol" and Massassians go "sabanned lol".
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2008-12-04, 1:31 AM #39
Little Bobby Tables

(That one was posted a couple of weeks before my son was born. I really did try to convince my wife it was a good name, but she totally didn't go for it :()
2008-12-04, 11:13 AM #40
Girl: Samus Aran (lastname)

Boy: Solid Snake (lastname)
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