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2008-12-08, 3:28 PM #1
http://jalopnik.com/5104410/mysterious-smashed-civic-found-on-san-francisco-streets

Either a great practical joke, or someone got screwedddddd...


or batman threw a baddie off the roof :ninja:
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2008-12-08, 4:20 PM #2
this is why you dont park next to tall buildings

o.0
2008-12-08, 4:26 PM #3
...awkward.
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2008-12-08, 4:56 PM #4
Doesn'y Batman have a code against killing?
nope.
2008-12-08, 5:00 PM #5
Just because someone fell through a windshield doesn't mean they died!
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2008-12-08, 5:04 PM #6
Batman only has a 'code' so it can seem all dramatic when he breaks it.
2008-12-08, 8:34 PM #7
I dunno about you but if I had gotten close enough to the car to pick up and read the note, I'd be totally pissed once I read the part about the AIDS. Wouldn't the authorities cordone the place off or something? This is obviously some sort of hoax.
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2008-12-08, 8:39 PM #8
Originally posted by JM:
Batman only has a 'code' so it can seem all dramatic when he breaks it.


He breaks it?
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2008-12-08, 8:39 PM #9
I'm sure jalopnik will have updates in the near future... so once they find out I'll let you know
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2008-12-08, 8:54 PM #10
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I dunno about you but if I had gotten close enough to the car to pick up and read the note, I'd be totally pissed once I read the part about the AIDS. Wouldn't the authorities cordone the place off or something? This is obviously some sort of hoax.

to make sure nobody catches the aids?
2008-12-08, 10:34 PM #11
You would have to rub an open wound on the blood to catch anything, and even then, HIV doesn't survive that long outside the body.

But... you'd think if someone fell off a building and smashed a car, they would have put up crime scene tape or something...
2008-12-08, 11:02 PM #12
Smells viral, but that could be all the HPV.
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2008-12-09, 1:07 AM #13
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I dunno about you but if I had gotten close enough to the car to pick up and read the note, I'd be totally pissed once I read the part about the AIDS. Wouldn't the authorities cordone the place off or something? This is obviously some sort of hoax.


The AIDS virus dies in a matter of minutes after it's exposed to air.
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2008-12-09, 1:42 AM #14
You would think they would have left more than a note. For that reason alone it's probably not real. You wouldn't just leave someone's car unlocked like that in the street if you were a responsible authority.
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2008-12-09, 5:14 AM #15
Yes you would. What makes you think they actually care?
2008-12-09, 5:16 AM #16
Oh I don't know, probably because people are usually caring.
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2008-12-09, 8:31 AM #17
The guy attached a case number. If it was indeed a practical joke, he could find out easily enough by contacting the authorities. Reading comprehension.
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2008-12-09, 9:54 AM #18
i wish they would've taken a picture of the building, just for an idea of the fall
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2008-12-09, 10:35 AM #19
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
Oh I don't know, probably because people are usually caring.


This is America.
2008-12-09, 10:42 AM #20
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
Oh I don't know, probably because people are usually caring.


Um, no?
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2008-12-09, 11:42 AM #21
Originally posted by genk:
i wish they would've taken a picture of the building, just for an idea of the fall


http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/civicsmash/1005075739
http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/civicsmash/1005075750
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-12-09, 11:46 AM #22
Originally posted by Xzero:
This is America.


This is Humanity.. but yeah I could see someone just leaving a note on a car.
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2008-12-09, 12:07 PM #23
that really would be a great practical joke

giving someone aids and then pushing them off a skyscraper

good one

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2008-12-09, 12:08 PM #24
damnnn, that wass supposed to be evilsmile buttttttrrt it just looks lecheryous


damdamdam
2008-12-09, 2:29 PM #25
Originally posted by Z@NARDI:
This is Humanity.. but yeah I could see someone just leaving a note on a car.


Damn you, you ruined my joke :P

I'd probably sit and wait for someone to come back and tell them that someone fell on the car.

Because I'm nice like that, and because it'd be wicked to see the look on their face.
2008-12-09, 7:11 PM #26
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I dunno about you but if I had gotten close enough to the car to pick up and read the note, I'd be totally pissed once I read the part about the AIDS. Wouldn't the authorities cordone the place off or something? This is obviously some sort of hoax.


http://jalopnik.com/5105795/smashed-san-francisco-civic-owners-tell-story-of-incredibly-bad-luck
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