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The Invasion of Kazzin: An Epic Sci Fi Novel (Lost Manuscripts)
2008-12-10, 9:21 PM #1
THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF SLUGS

Like a thousand years ago when I was 11 and Uberslug was 7, I was like "hey Uberslug yo let's write a space opera" and he was like "I don't know how to write I am illiterate" and so I was like "OK I will write down what you say" and he was like "OK" and together we composed this amazing story. Unfortunately this is only the first part. There used to be more (probably the full thing was like 3 times as long, maybe 4). But whatever here it is:
Quote:
The Invasion of Kazzin
By Charles deLeon Wilkes

Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there was a peaceful planet named Kazzin. Kazzin had three moons. The moons were called Kazzin 1, Kazzin 2, and Kazzin 3. An evil army of giant slugs invaded Kazzin. Ummerk was the boss of the slugs.
The slugs were eating everyone on Kazzin. The Kazzinoids tried to fight back, but they killed only three slugs. They were not ready for the battle.
They got better at it. And they killed five slugs. there was a Kazzinoid named Mantic. he could fight five slugs at the same time. And so he did. Seven slugs were killed in that battle, but twenty Kazzinoids, too.
Mantic decided to do something about it.

Chapter 2
Mantic found a cannon. A big laser cannon. He used it to kill two slugs. He fired again and killed two more. The slugs were fighting in pairs. He shot four slugs with one blast!
Ummerk came. He captured Mantic! He put Mantic in a secret chamber in his base. Mantic still had the cannon. A guard slug grabbed it away and put it outside the chamber. It was pointing right at Mantic! The chamber was small, so he could not get out of the way. he was also chained to the wall.
If Mantic moved one inch, he would be shot. mantic secretly moved the chain. The cannon fired. It broke the chain! Now all Mantic needed was the key.

Chapter 3
"Yorrrga! If I only had the key I could unlock myself." He moved a bar just a little to one side. He reached out and grabbed the key from the floor. The key had fallen from the lock. He put the key back into the lock and unlocked the chamber.
"Back to the war!" He took the cannon, which was standing outside the chamber. He fired the cannon. He blew a hold in the door and ran outside. He found himself among 15 slugs.

Chapter 4
Mantic was badly outnumbered. He had to think fast. He noticed that the slugs had their backs to him. They were fighting other Kazzinoids. One slug had a different back than the others. It had a bloody scar down its back.
Meanwhile, a space ship was landing. Crushing a few slugs. The slug with the scar got on the ship. Mantic went up the ramp that led inside. Once inside the ship, Mantic fired at the controls.

Chapter 5: Mantic narrates
The ship exploded halfway down the corridor. The ship was not badly damaged by the explosion. The ship took off and flew into space. A few slug fighters were coming in at twenty degrees. They fired, all at the same time, missing our ship's cockpit by inches. I fired back, three times. I hit the three slug ships directly in the cockpit, and they went spinning down to the planet Kazzin, which is my home planet.

Chapter 6: Mantic narrates
My ship had three guns. More slug fighters came. There 20 of them! All of them fired at once. I was hit! I spun down to Kazzin. My fighter exploded. I got blown out, blackened. I hit a rock and was knocked out. Everything went black.
I woke up at night. Three slugs were standing over me. One of them had the scar on its back. They tied me up. One of them said, "Now Mossa will kill you." I had a small handgun in my pocket. I fired twice and two slugs died. Now I was in command of the slug that was left. It was the slug with the scar on its back. I told it to untie me. It untied me. "My name is Mossa," said the slug.

Chapter 7: Mantic narrates
"I'm Mantic," I said. "What should I do with you?" I wondered out loud. "Please, don't kill me!" said Mossa. I stunned Mossa. He woke up in about three hours. "I'll be a good slug from now on," he said. "OK," I said. I set up a camp big enough for both of us. I lit a fire by rubbing two sticks together. "What do you want to eat, Mossa?" I said.
Mossa said he wanted a drunt. A drunt is like a deer with spikes coming out of its cheeks and clawed feet. I went and shot it with my handgun. When I got back, Mossa was gone! Three slime trails led off into the darkness. I began to follow the slime trails. The tracks led me to a secret base.
I heard Mossa being tortured inside. I snuck in. I secretly blasted the guards with my handgun. I followed the screams to the torture chamber. There was Mossa.

(sic)

Associated Galactopticon entries:
http://galactopticon.net/wiki/index.php?title=Kazzin
http://galactopticon.net/wiki/index.php?title=Kazzinoids
http://galactopticon.net/wiki/index.php?title=Slugs
http://galactopticon.net/wiki/index.php?title=Mantic
http://galactopticon.net/wiki/index.php?title=Mossa
http://galactopticon.net/wiki/index.php?title=Drunt
2008-12-11, 5:55 AM #2
Kazzin is already the name of a planet in Niven's Known Universe. There are giant cats there.
2008-12-11, 8:28 AM #3
But it's such a stupid name for a planet
2008-12-11, 8:29 AM #4
Anyway, I win on google

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=planet+kazzin&btnG=Search
2008-12-11, 2:31 PM #5
Oh. His are the kzinti or something. But they are pretty lame. But they could kick your kazzinoids' asses.
2008-12-11, 6:05 PM #6
Umm WRONG
2008-12-11, 6:17 PM #7
They totally could.
2008-12-11, 6:18 PM #8
[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/Mkwars3.jpg]
yiff yioff
2008-12-11, 6:54 PM #9
Lions > Frogs.
2008-12-11, 7:02 PM #10
You take that back.
[http://blogs.setonhill.edu/TiffanyGilbert/frog.jpg]
2008-12-11, 9:21 PM #11
[http://possumblog.mu.nu/images/frog%20spit.JPG]
2008-12-12, 8:15 AM #12
Man, I want to do a dramatic narration of those stories.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-12-12, 9:31 AM #13
Giant Slugs > Cats > Frogs
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2008-12-12, 10:18 AM #14
Originally posted by Tracer:
Man, I want to do a dramatic narration of those stories.


Please do.
2008-12-12, 1:44 PM #15
just how lost are these so-called manuscripts
2008-12-13, 6:13 PM #16
[http://www.freakinweirdblog.com/images/dyna/cat_frog_cropped.jpg]

Frog eetz kat
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

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