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Pelt
2008-12-11, 6:07 AM #1
Are you a hairy *******?

[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Abdominal_hair_patterns_cmg.jpg]
nope.
2008-12-11, 6:10 AM #2
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2008-12-11, 6:26 AM #3
I am Italian, so I am hairy by nature.

And also greasy.
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2008-12-11, 9:32 AM #4
Acuminate. Or maybe disperse. Kind of between the two.

And it's really soft and fluffy, in contrast to my scraggly ginger neckbeard.
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2008-12-11, 9:36 AM #5
Acuminate, though it's not all that thick.
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2008-12-11, 9:49 AM #6
I'm the lower half of Acuminate. I have no chest hair, go figure.
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2008-12-11, 10:16 AM #7
no hair at all.
2008-12-11, 10:36 AM #8
It's somewhere between Horizontal and Saggital. There's a little bit below my belly button and a virtually invisible line above it.

Also, I'm losing faith in the scientific community if they call a lack of abdominal hair "horizontal" -- what exactly is horizontal about nothing?

EDIT: Apparently wikipedia has informed me that it's describing the top of the pubic hair. Still think it's odd.
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2008-12-11, 10:43 AM #9
I has lotsa hair.
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2008-12-11, 10:58 AM #10
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Also, I'm losing faith in the scientific community if they call a lack of abdominal hair "horizontal" -- what exactly is horizontal about nothing?

EDIT: Apparently wikipedia has informed me that it's describing the top of the pubic hair. Still think it's odd.

I would have guessed it meant chest hair.
nope.
2008-12-11, 11:00 AM #11
Disperse.
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2008-12-11, 11:22 AM #12
Originally posted by Gebohq:

Also, I'm losing faith in the scientific community if they call a lack of abdominal hair "horizontal" --


Well, you can always write a thesis-driven essay outlining your theory on bodily hair.
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2008-12-11, 11:27 AM #13
Originally posted by Gebohq:
It's somewhere between Horizontal and Saggital. There's a little bit below my belly button and a virtually invisible line above it.


I'm about the same. There's a hefty line below my belly button, but just some light soft fuzz going up to my chest. Everything seems to be thickening up as I age though, so try the same poll again in about 10 years;).
2008-12-11, 11:51 AM #14
Originally posted by Avenger:
Acuminate, though it's not all that thick.


this ^
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2008-12-11, 1:39 PM #15
I have too much hair.
2008-12-13, 11:38 AM #16
Acuminate
Nothing to see here, move along.
2008-12-13, 11:40 AM #17
Acuminate. Thank god my girlfriend doesn't mind my body hair (I seriously wouldn't blame her). Chest isn't bad, but arms and legs are.
2008-12-13, 12:21 PM #18
I have tons of chest hair. But i'm acuminate. My wife doesn't mind at all.
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2008-12-13, 12:32 PM #19
It just makes you more attractive to asian people.

According to You Only Live Twice that is.
nope.
2008-12-13, 12:37 PM #20
They should make a category above disperse just for Sean Connery.
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2008-12-13, 1:26 PM #21
Where is the "2 foot bushy tail" option? :confused:
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2008-12-13, 2:25 PM #22
The poll needs an 'Intalian LOL' option.
2008-12-13, 6:01 PM #23
Originally posted by Freelancer:
They should make a category above disperse just for Sean Connery.


That's Ach.

Or Robin Williams.
nope.

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