One, you all should read today's comic, because I think it applies to most all nerds (if it happens not to be today's, go back to "Engineer's Paradox") :

http://www.smbc-comics.com/

Two, does anyone know where I can find a website or a program for compiling faces together?

To make this more than a thread about my own two things (which I hope people will respond to for me), post your own two random things!

We've got to destroy the space Amazon's clothing so they'll flee in shame!

And my second thing : Black lights 'charge up' glow in the dark paint. Try it!

Hahahahaha!

Although I tried to hover over it xkcd stylee and was disappointed by the lack of hidden punchline

What are you up to?

If you want to cut two faces from an image and compile them into a third a image or whatever, then just use photoshop, paint shop pro, or, my personal favorite, GIMP! (GIMP is free!).

Just learn how to use the path feature in gimp, and using its create selection from path feature, you can cut anything out without much trouble.

That comic doesn't work...
A realistic movie (presuming it's supposed to be realistic of course) that has unrealistic things destroys the atmosphere of a movie.
A fantasy book that's obviously not trying to be realistic can get away with it because, well... it's not trying to be realistic.

Basically what I would argue.

There is a hidden punchline.