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New Underworld movie

2008-12-11, 11:28 PM #1

Outlaw Torn

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Anybody see the trailer for this one? Looks nice, even though we know how it ends.

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

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2008-12-11, 11:43 PM #2

Vin

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I wonder if we'll get a new Puscifer song.

2008-12-12, 1:58 AM #3

Deadman

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I can't believe they made a third.
The first was bad enough, the second was even worse, I dread to think of how much lower they could go

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2008-12-12, 3:34 AM #4

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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Underworld: Intelligent Design

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2008-12-12, 6:17 AM #5

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

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I loved the first movie, the second one wasn't as good but I liked it.

But this new one doesn't have Kate Beckinsale as a super-cute vampgirl so I don't really care about it.

2008-12-12, 6:38 AM #6

EAH_TRISCUIT

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Since no one linked it, you can watch the trailer at http://www.entertheunderworld.com/.

The new chick is hot, but BLEH at the whole plot.

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2008-12-12, 9:24 AM #7

djwguitarman

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I'm not terribly familiar with the first two but didn't that lead guy (the one pictured on main page of the link triscuit posted) die? Is this a prequel?

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2008-12-12, 2:09 PM #8

Ruthven

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WOOHOO

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2008-12-12, 2:10 PM #9

Onimusha

Yo bro!

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Kate Beckinsale or GTFO.

"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn

2008-12-12, 2:49 PM #10

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

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Is that the same song from the Max Payne trailer?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2008-12-12, 4:19 PM #11

Baconfish

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The first one looked awful and the second one looked worse.

nope.

2008-12-12, 4:40 PM #12

saberopus

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GIGGITY G-MAN

2008-12-12, 4:48 PM #13

Ford

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its amazing how these movies have such a cult following. they aren't so bad they're good, they're just plain bad.

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2008-12-12, 4:54 PM #14

DrkJedi82

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Originally posted by djwguitarman:

Is this a prequel?

yes... takes place ~1000 years before the first one

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2008-12-13, 8:53 AM #15

Jodo_Kast_BHG

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I loved the first one, the second one was entertaining at least. I'm looking forward to this one. Rhona Mitra (I think that's her name) is still pretty smoking so it's not a total loss not to have Kate Beckinsale.

2008-12-13, 9:24 AM #16

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

Is that the same song from the Max Payne trailer?

Yes

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2008-12-13, 4:54 PM #17

Cloud

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No Kate Beckinsale, but Rhona Mitra is a good substitute....then again she won't be wearing a tight leather suit.

2008-12-13, 8:51 PM #18