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ForumsDiscussion Forum → I know Googlism's old, and you've seen it all before...
I know Googlism's old, and you've seen it all before...
2004-08-16, 11:57 PM #1
...but Massassi's Googlism is so perfect I just HAVE to share the discovery with the few of you who haven't seen it.

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=massassi&type=1

The first three lines, and the first and last lines are absolute gold.

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What we have been is what we are."</A>


[This message has been edited by Acharjay (edited August 17, 2004).]
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2004-08-17, 1:23 AM #2
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">massassi is full of brain dead idiots on sundays</font>


LOL

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Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2004-08-17, 3:12 AM #3
massassi is a male
massassi is her name

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2004-08-17, 3:23 AM #4
Not just Sundays...

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The Massassi-Map
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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-08-17, 5:07 AM #5
massassi is moving to a new server this weekend

yay! er..

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2004-08-17, 5:17 AM #6
I'm suprised it didn't read...

Massassi is MechWarrior

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-08-17, 5:55 AM #7
Googlism is all knowing. My freinds nickname is Jinx, and most of the lists are definately fitting to her. It's almost kinda creepy.
2004-08-17, 6:14 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
LOL

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It's even funnier if you include the whole thing...

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">massassi is full of brain dead idiots on sundays <axis`jk2rad> is my skybpx 'sposed to be hallow??</font>
2004-08-17, 6:49 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KegZ:
quote:
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massassi is full of brain dead idiots on sundays
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LOL

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The first thing I saw was "brain dead", but I misread it as "brian dead" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

Massassi is dead
Massassi is definitely dead
lol!

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2004-08-17, 7:37 AM #10
http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Jedi+Knight&type=2

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2004-08-17, 7:53 AM #11
Some of these are disturbing.

boco is still confined at the phrapokkhao hospital
boco is now on recovery after he went through two operations to stop the bleeding in his brain last april 15 at the phrapokkhao hospital
boco is bob conners
boco is no longer outside of the pirate's cave where you left him
boco is a dutch horse that has come in to sell
boco is providing my employees with adequate working clothing
boco is kicking *** and taking names
boco is listed as techno funk
boco is ready to win
boco is an idiot
boco is recovering but the hospital bills is growing bigger and his manager terry lee carter is left to shoulder the expenses of his young boxer

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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
nope.
2004-08-17, 8:02 AM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">wolfy is a displaced character; a young jewish boy who fled vienna with his family in 1939 and has settled in london
wolfy is kept in a small pet pal with peat moss as bedding and fake plants for decor
wolfy is a 8 year old female alaskan malamute
wolfy is going to talk about the company and the progress we have made in the short fund at tuesday's meeting</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">typhon is assassinated by the palladin lairu
typhon is a humanoid species who's ancestry contracted a deadly infection
typhon is pretty nasty
typhon is distributed as part freeware
typhon is of course glorified by this idolatry</font>


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<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-08-17, 8:08 AM #13
my underwear is the same for all occasions
my underwear is with me all of the time
my underwear is pressed
my underwear is flying like a flag out on my clothes line for all of the neighbours to see
my underwear is getting loose
my underwear is pink and has cute little heart patterns all over them


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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
nope.
2004-08-17, 8:16 AM #14
jacques is working at home today
jacques is out of his mind
jacques is a balloon
jacques is offered a job
jacques is an advocate against all men
jacques is a extreme liberal democrat
jacques is also saving some of the money he makes so that he can help out his only brother
jacques is a man who never knew anything but freedom

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2004-08-17, 9:10 AM #15
Googlism for: Elana (some ommitted)

Stuff that make sense:

Elana is all that is pure and sweet
Elana is difficult
Elana is an enchantress
Elana is sipping some tea
Elana is the enchantress from the stars who has come to test him
Elana is a Taurus
Elana is every man's fantasy
Elana is Dorothy from the wizard
Elana is all mushy


Stuff that doesn't:

Elana is a frog
Elana is committed
Elana is a world class fiddler
Elana is the lunch supervisor
Elana is behind him just as a trap misfires sending a metal bolt directly for her
Elana is a highly ranked player in the republic of south Africa and will add very good strength to the lady braves
Elana is forced to work overtime to keep her troops healed
Elana is proudly Canadian and capitalist
Elana is a member of the puget sound sumi artists and the peninsula art league of gig harbor


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Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.
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