http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2151688/hero_dog_tries_to_help_wounded_dog/

That is legit.

That is, in fact, the most legit thing.

Or it could be doing what my dog does sometimes to stuffed animals....

...dry hump it and move it somewhere else to hump it later.

Yeah when I smell a near-corpse I instantly charge into traffic and start humpling.

And...?

Its still nice...

To put it bluntly, I'm sorry that I don't see it as a HERO DOG like you do.

It's a bad thing that the video is so grainy but if you look closely around ~0.25 seconds, the subtle movement of the "rescuing" dog's behind indicate dry humping.

And because the injured dog can't easily get back up, it became the perfect mate for the other dog because it couldn't say "no." Scoring a defenseless individual, the "rescuing" dog see the future potential of this still-warm body and tries to take such a valuable prize with it.

Journeying into traffic, I assume the "hero" dog was incredibly horny. Perhaps doing it in traffic added some dangerous spice to the humping.

All in all, I conclude that the HERO DOG is not as much of a hero than it was a RAPIST. You people are cheering on DOG RAPE.

The dog isn't a member of these forums...

^ LOL

oh man

I must say, that was a zinger Gold.

Humping or not, it saved the other dog.

I'd laugh if it were a female xD

Whether it was humping or not that is one badass dog.

Why?

DOG RAPIST!

(I thought it was cute )

That’s interesting because my friend told me a story where a similar thing happened when he hit a cat with his car. Except where there was one dog, there was about 10 or more cats. Gross.

Because then your arguments of the dog humping might as well me zilch.

No, female dogs hump too.

I showed that to my dog. I think he's still deep in thought about it.

In general I think that if a dog was trying to save another dog it would use it's teeth. Dogs know how to hold onto others with their mouth without hurting them. So in this case the dog just really wanted a blowjob.

I don't think it was a humping incident. Why would a dog hump it's way out of traffic? That seems unrealistic and wildly unlikely that all of his humps would cause them to get out of traffic. It seems to me that the dog is just at an awkward angle and that's why his legs shuffling backwards looks like humping (And it only looked like humping for a split second at the beginning, but of course they could've totally edited all of that out just to sell a story) where the rest just looks like he's struggling to walk on two legs and pull at the same time.

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JediKirby, methinks you've taken the joke too seriously

Oh. I thought that was a genuine observation. It's not totally invalid because the first time he drags him, it really does look like a hump.

You're crackin' me up all over the place tonight, Kirbsterino

lol

If you try to drag a body you might hump too..

you guys are fags

Thats totally cute anyway!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}