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Santa Clause
2008-12-15, 9:03 PM #1
So Finals are this week, and instead of thinking "So Australiopithicus typically have an average brain size of 400cc", I started thinking about the CP violation, kaons, and eventually Santa Clause.

Now answer the damn poll.
2008-12-15, 9:05 PM #2
Whats the santa clause?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-12-15, 9:06 PM #3
bah humbug you non-believing Catholic
2008-12-15, 9:08 PM #4
Where is "gay". I don't see gay in the poll, you homophobic person.


edit: haha just kidding. I just spotted "mb" option.
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2008-12-15, 9:14 PM #5
I am unaware of the Santa Clause, but if i had to guess it would be white because most clauses are apart of documents which are typically printed on white paper.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2008-12-15, 9:22 PM #6
You guys are telling me you never heard of Santa Clause?
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2008-12-15, 9:25 PM #7
nooooooo no more clauses :gonk:
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-12-15, 9:26 PM #8
Whatever race he is, he enjoys skiing.
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2008-12-15, 9:27 PM #9
Santa Claws gives a speech.
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2008-12-15, 9:30 PM #10
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Whatever race he is, he enjoys skiing.


He's a pretty extreme dude

Santa Klaas with his mode of transportation during summer
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2008-12-15, 9:42 PM #11
Originally posted by Latis:
You guys are telling me you never heard of Santa Clause?


those are painted white people
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2008-12-15, 9:45 PM #12
[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1d/BLACK_SANTA.JPG/250px-BLACK_SANTA.JPG]

"Black Santa is made out of peppermint schnapps, grits, watermelon, menthol cigarettes, liquid AIDS and two teaspoons of darker-than-black toenail polish."
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2008-12-16, 9:15 AM #13
Santa Claus is of EVERY race, you insensitive clods!

But I voted white because that's what Coca Cola says he is.

2008-12-16, 10:27 AM #14
Originally posted by Emon:
[http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/1d/BLACK_SANTA.JPG/250px-BLACK_SANTA.JPG]

"Black Santa is made out of peppermint schnapps, grits, watermelon, menthol cigarettes, liquid AIDS and two teaspoons of darker-than-black toenail polish."


This answer is the best
2008-12-16, 10:50 AM #15
Originally posted by mb:
Whats the santa clause?

My roof is insured against accidental fat man damage.
nope.
2008-12-16, 12:03 PM #16
I didn't know "white" was a race?
Take that there and put it in here
2008-12-16, 12:09 PM #17
lol
2008-12-16, 1:30 PM #18
Originally posted by stinkey diver:
I didn't know "white" was a race?


Has been since the 1600's
Though I'll grant you actual definition is vague.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2008-12-16, 2:44 PM #19
So, is Santa Kläss caucasian?
2008-12-16, 4:03 PM #20
[http://www.wku.edu/~wilkidj/html/motivator2786501.jpg]
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