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Dear Santa,
2008-12-16, 4:38 PM #1
Child Writes to Santa, Asks for Molestation to End

Scumbag.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-12-16, 5:00 PM #2
FPMITAP for him.
woot!
2008-12-16, 5:04 PM #3
kids will say the darndest things
:master::master::master:
2008-12-16, 5:04 PM #4
ho ho ho
2008-12-16, 5:06 PM #5
Holy ****.
2008-12-16, 5:09 PM #6
Wow. At least this is going to stop him. :(
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2008-12-16, 5:10 PM #7
Dear Buddha,
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2008-12-16, 5:43 PM #8
If we're lucky the ACLU will investigate whether or not the letter had anything to do with any offensive, Christmas related assignments the school might have been involved in.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-12-16, 5:48 PM #9
The ACLU! Protecting your rights unless you're Christian.
2008-12-16, 5:53 PM #10

o.0
2008-12-16, 6:08 PM #11
That is messed up. Glad the school district is taking care of business like they should.
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2008-12-16, 10:18 PM #12
Man, what a sad story. Especially since the suffering is juxtaposed with something as innocent as Santa Claus. :(

Originally posted by JM:
The ACLU! Protecting your rights unless you're Christian.
Pfffffft.
2008-12-16, 10:31 PM #13
Wow, that's really sad, but awesome that the guy got nabbed. I'm usually not one for gross generalizations, but why do baby rapists all look similar? I could probably count on my hand how many non-traditional baby rapists I've seen mugshots of, and I'm not even talking "Normal" looking. Just something other than deep pitted eye sockets and scraggly facial hair.

Aside:
I now see how fox news (And many other e-news sites, not picking on fox here) writes their online news articles. It almost makes me want to start a news site, it sounds so easy.

1. Browse released police reports for an attention-grabbing story.
2. Don't investigate or interview anyone.
3. Rewrite the already unclear report.
4. Release your instantly eye-catching headline before anyone else covers it.
5. Gain traffic and money on outrageous half stories while real decent e-reporters are too busy fact checking and clarifying.
6. ???
7. Profit.
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2008-12-17, 12:42 PM #14
Doesn't anybody ever look at who writes online news articles? It's an AP story and likely appears on other news sites in the same form.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-12-17, 12:55 PM #15
Well, yeah. Isn't that what Associated Press all about?
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2008-12-17, 1:24 PM #16
Quite.

Quote:
I now see how fox news (And many other e-news sites, not picking on fox here) writes their online news articles. It almost makes me want to start a news site, it sounds so easy.


But remember. Kirbs ISN'T beating his anti-fox drum here. REMEMBER.
2008-12-17, 1:34 PM #17
*thread has nothing to do with politics or Christianity*

persons who will remain unnamed: "JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I'M CONSERVATIVE AND CHRISTIAN AND WE'RE SO PERSECUTED"
Stuff
2008-12-17, 1:52 PM #18
oh snap kyle shut the **** up
gbk is 50 probably

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2008-12-17, 2:25 PM #19
Santa filled her stocking with not-rape. THANK YOU SANTA!!
There...are...FOUR...lights!
2008-12-17, 2:45 PM #20
Christmas comes early.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2008-12-17, 4:04 PM #21
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Well, yeah. Isn't that what Associated Press all about?


Of course, but it is in response to Kirby saying that Fox News wrote the story.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-12-17, 4:29 PM #22
An updated version:
Letter to Santa leads to Texas molestation charge
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2008-12-17, 4:39 PM #23
Texas sucks anyways. The only thing good to come out of Texas is Eisley.

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2008-12-17, 7:41 PM #24
Go Santa?
Take that there and put it in here
2008-12-17, 7:59 PM #25
Pedobear doesn't stop.
2008-12-18, 12:59 PM #26
Quote:
Pedobear doesn't stop for the holidays.


fixed.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-12-18, 9:10 PM #27
ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME OUT OF TEXAS


AND THAT ***** AIN'T GOT NO HORNS
D E A T H
2008-12-19, 5:19 AM #28
That doesn't make any sense. If he was queer, he'd be molesting boys, not girls. :psyduck:

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