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If you picked two Massassians...
2004-08-12, 8:17 PM #41
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MBeggar:
Wolvie vs Maevie!
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!

</font>


as long as there's lots of pillows, floating feathers, and hair pulling.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]



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2004-08-12, 8:18 PM #42
I'd kick some *** . I know that much

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-08-12, 8:24 PM #43
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Seb:
SAJN stops now. same for everyone. stop degrading threads with child's play. Please.</font>


Shut up and get on with the fighting! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

*slaps Seb with a 100W bass amp

Winner gets a 24 of Bleue!

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.
2004-08-12, 8:27 PM #44
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Emon:
Except that we don't really hate each other...at all..so no.

</font>


Yeah but it's that fight between the two bitter cynacle dudes that know more than almost everyone else. It's like two clones of Rob Gordon from High Fidelity fighting.

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2004-08-12, 8:33 PM #45
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaxisReed:
Battle Royal
SAJN versus Ubuu versus Puglar versus jediKirby
</font>


I want to know WHY the **** I'm on that list. Maybe my old, 3rd person speaking self, but now? Now I'm sexy.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
JediKirby vs. someone tall and scrawny.
</font>


<3

And now, for my fights:

Sine VS Kak in true #Massassi fashion. Sexguns loaded, back to back, 20 paces, turn, and orgasm.

Zully VS His Ego.

JediKirby


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2004-08-12, 8:35 PM #46
Ewwwww! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-08-13, 1:09 AM #47
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
as long as there's lots of pillows, floating feathers, and hair pulling.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>
And mud. Lots of mud.

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2004-08-13, 1:14 AM #48
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Flexor and Pagewizard

</font>


Yes! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


Also:

myself vs Sine

chat ops vs forum admins

and my all-time favorite...

Pagewizzard vs everyone

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-13, 1:20 AM #49
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MBeggar:
Wolvie vs Maevie!
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!

</font>


didn't you see her post? she knows kung-fu!!

*runs*

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-08-13, 1:22 AM #50
Anybody say Cazor vs. Flexor?

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-08-13, 1:24 AM #51
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
didn't you see her post? she knows kung-fu!!

*runs*

</font>



That's why it'd be fun to watch! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]


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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-08-13, 1:57 AM #52
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
If I had to pick to Massassians to date eachother, I'd fix up Roach and Correction.</font>


I'd go with that. He smells pretty, like the inside of my momma's purse.

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Roach - Gyring and gimbling in the wabe...
0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-08-13, 3:21 AM #53
Get ready for the Fight:


Clan Ruthervain vs. JEDIKIRBY

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2004-08-13, 3:29 AM #54
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MaD CoW:
Shut up and get on with the fighting! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

*slaps Seb with a 100W bass amp

Winner gets a 24 of Bleue!

</font>


You should've told me there was beer to win!

/me takes H-1000 axe.

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2004-08-13, 3:33 AM #55
/hit by awesome LTD [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

*Whips Seb with .105 bass string

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.
2004-08-13, 6:19 AM #56
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by - Tony -:
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
as long as there's lots of pillows, floating feathers, and hair pulling.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>
And mud. Lots of mud.

[/B]



I was just about to post that...

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"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2004-08-13, 6:25 AM #57
Me and Mikus vs Sine Nomen
2004-08-13, 6:27 AM #58
Myself versus three extremely hot females in oil wrestling.

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:master::master::master:
2004-08-13, 7:08 AM #59
Yeah, I was going to say Avenger vs. anybody, because AFAIK he's the biggest/buffest Massassian. I'd like to see him mop the floor with the poor sould opposing him.. Only problem is.. Avenger doesn't hate.. anyone at all. Not even a little bit. He's so laid back, so it's hard to choose an opponent for him. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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2004-08-13, 7:15 AM #60
Cazor vs. Casper


<.<
>.>

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Kill Your Idols!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-08-13, 8:13 AM #61
lol, i like that last one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b
2004-08-13, 8:50 AM #62
<_<

>_>

Linux vs. Windows
*dodges pies and elbow-biters

But seriously I'd probably pick Brian(or any/all Admin(s)) vs. any/all of the numerous trolls Massassi has had.

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*Takes out his blaster and fires shots at the wall, the blastmarks leave the words "S-TROOPER WUZ 'ERE!!!"
2004-08-13, 8:57 AM #63
Yoe vs. Mano

Kroko vs. Niku

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2004-08-13, 8:58 AM #64
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Emon vs Jon`C. To the death.

</font>


No, Friend14 vs Jon`C!

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-08-13, 9:01 AM #65
pft! id never harm you maevie!

i say me+maevie vs. anyone who wants to meet their ultimate doom!

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2004-08-13, 9:10 AM #66
Bender VS Homicide, the winner will be shot

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Free Jin!
2004-08-13, 9:16 AM #67
i once beat up Matrix Hacker..



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2004-08-13, 9:18 AM #68
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolvie17:
pft! id never harm you maevie!

i say me+maevie vs. anyone who wants to meet their ultimate doom!

</font>


awesome! you do the kung-fu thang, I'll pull their hair!

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-08-13, 9:19 AM #69
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Stormtrooper:
But seriously I'd probably pick Brian(or any/all Admin(s)) vs. any/all of the numerous trolls Massassi has had.</font>

Why stop there?! How about:

All of Massassi's Trolls/Spammers/etc. VS.
Everyone else.

Or how about Massassi vs. DF-21? Massassi may have endless hordes, but all DF-21ers, individually, are terrifying opponents!

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2004-08-13, 9:29 AM #70
Hows about all the britassians, take on everybody else?! Cricket bats vs Baseball bats (and hockey sticks and boomerangs)...

Come and have a go if ya think you're hard enough!

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-08-13, 9:33 AM #71
Hmm...

AKPiggott vs. SavageX? For good old battle for who is the true MotS SP king. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Anthony Espindola vs. EvanC vs. 8t88 vs. Jon`C vs. Brian vs. everyone else who has made a tutorial for JK-editing (that's not two though)... for good old tutorial battle fetish.

Veriabul vs. EasyCheese1000... the battle of the one who is really married to MadQuack.

There are more, but I just wanted to point out a few.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-08-13, 9:36 AM #72
spud vs. landfish

'splodematch of the century!

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2004-08-13, 9:38 AM #73
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by G-Man:
Clan Ruthervain vs. JEDIKIRBY

</font>


Hahahah, like it.

No, ultimate fight would be...

RUTHVEN VS DETTY

THIS SUNDAY ONLY ON SKY BOX OFFICE!!
LETS GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLEEEEEEE!!!

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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
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  do other babe}
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  do a dude}
2004-08-13, 9:40 AM #74
CoW and Ober for entertaining reasons. ¬_¬

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Moo.
Moo.
2004-08-13, 9:57 AM #75
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Yeah, I was going to say Avenger vs. anybody, because AFAIK he's the biggest/buffest Massassian.</font>


That's funny, I swear you just saw me last week.

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Roach - Gyring and gimbling in the wabe...
0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-08-13, 10:05 AM #76
Aaron would bow before my height.

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Live on, Adam.
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2004-08-13, 10:08 AM #77
I say Ruthven vs Hellcat.

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Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.
2004-08-13, 10:16 AM #78
Kroko vs. Nikumubeki

"FINLAND IS ONLY BIG ENOUGH FOR ONE... AND A FAIR AMOUNT OF LUDAFISK!"

S51 vs. Zully

"THE DRINKING COMPETITION NO ONE WILL REMEMBER THE NEXT MORNING!"

Emon's Ego vs. Jesus

"SERIOUSLY, GOD VS. SOMEONE WHO THINKS HE'S GOD. WE'RE ALL ****ED!"

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2004-08-13, 10:44 AM #79
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MBeggar:
Wolvie vs Maevie!
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE!

</font>


Someone get the Jello...

...only kidding! *Runs in absolute terror of Maevie and Wolvie coming to his house to torch it*

Seriously though, us Britlanders vs. all you rowdy Americans! Grrargh [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

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2004-08-13, 11:19 AM #80
O_o

I have no one to pit against each other.

o_O

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