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Bol Manner Of Operation Time: 0057
S Main St
Hanover, NH
Source: Telephone
Priority: 3 Call #: 08-*****
CALL NARRATIVE
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12/25/2008 0059 [name removed]
SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE MONITORED BY NORAD OVER UPPER CT RIVER
VALLEY AREA- DESCRIBED AS A CONVERTIBLE, PRIMARILY RED IN
COLOR WITH SOME AREAS OF GOLD AND SILVER. REPORTEDLY, THERE
ARE SEVERAL SECTIONS OF TREE BOUGHS ON SAME FROM A RECENT
COLLISION.
CHECK AREA FARMS AS WITNESSES DESCRIBE SEVERAL HORSES OR
DEER LIKE CREATURES ATTACHED TO THIS VEHICLE. UNKNOWN IF
FISH AND GAME VIOLATIONS ARE INVOLVED.
OPERATOR IS DESCRIBED AS ELDERLY MALE, STOCKY TO OBESE
BUILD, LONG WHITE HAIR AND BEARD. LAST SEEN WEARING A RED
VELVET SUIT WITH WHITE FUR TRIM, POSSIBLY SOME SORT OF
THEATRICAL COSTUME OR DISGUISE.
VEHICLE MAY BE RELATED TO SEVERAL HOME INVASIONS ACROSS THE
EAST COAST WHERE MALE PARTY ENTERED THE HOME THROUGH THE
CHIMNEY, BUT RATHER THAN REMOVING ITEMS, ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY
LEFT IN THE HOME. ONLY ITEMS REPORTED MISSING AS OF YET
HAVE BEEN COOKIES AND MILK, AND ALSO A FEW CARROTS.
IF LOCATED, CHECK FOR OPERATION, AS MALE HAS BEEN DESCRIBED
AS BEING OVERLY JOLLY, WITH A RED NOSE AND LEANING OUT OF
THE VEHICLE YELLING "HO-HO-HO". POSSIBLE ETOH OR 10-57
ISSUES. MAY BE IN THE COMPANY OF A GROUP KNOWN ONLY AS "THE
ELVES". USE CAUTION WHEN APPROACHING.
IF LOCATED, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DETAIN. REPORT POSITION ONLY,
AND MONITOR CLOSELY. SUBJECT HAS DISAPPEARED FROM SIGHT ON
MORE THAN ONE OCCASSION, WITH NO TRACE LEFT.
PARTIES
Name Caller Invld Phone #
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***unknown*** Caller
Agency: Norad Air Command
S Main St
Hanover, NH
Source: Telephone
Priority: 3 Call #: 08-*****
CALL NARRATIVE
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12/25/2008 0059 [name removed]
SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE MONITORED BY NORAD OVER UPPER CT RIVER
VALLEY AREA- DESCRIBED AS A CONVERTIBLE, PRIMARILY RED IN
COLOR WITH SOME AREAS OF GOLD AND SILVER. REPORTEDLY, THERE
ARE SEVERAL SECTIONS OF TREE BOUGHS ON SAME FROM A RECENT
COLLISION.
CHECK AREA FARMS AS WITNESSES DESCRIBE SEVERAL HORSES OR
DEER LIKE CREATURES ATTACHED TO THIS VEHICLE. UNKNOWN IF
FISH AND GAME VIOLATIONS ARE INVOLVED.
OPERATOR IS DESCRIBED AS ELDERLY MALE, STOCKY TO OBESE
BUILD, LONG WHITE HAIR AND BEARD. LAST SEEN WEARING A RED
VELVET SUIT WITH WHITE FUR TRIM, POSSIBLY SOME SORT OF
THEATRICAL COSTUME OR DISGUISE.
VEHICLE MAY BE RELATED TO SEVERAL HOME INVASIONS ACROSS THE
EAST COAST WHERE MALE PARTY ENTERED THE HOME THROUGH THE
CHIMNEY, BUT RATHER THAN REMOVING ITEMS, ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY
LEFT IN THE HOME. ONLY ITEMS REPORTED MISSING AS OF YET
HAVE BEEN COOKIES AND MILK, AND ALSO A FEW CARROTS.
IF LOCATED, CHECK FOR OPERATION, AS MALE HAS BEEN DESCRIBED
AS BEING OVERLY JOLLY, WITH A RED NOSE AND LEANING OUT OF
THE VEHICLE YELLING "HO-HO-HO". POSSIBLE ETOH OR 10-57
ISSUES. MAY BE IN THE COMPANY OF A GROUP KNOWN ONLY AS "THE
ELVES". USE CAUTION WHEN APPROACHING.
IF LOCATED, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DETAIN. REPORT POSITION ONLY,
AND MONITOR CLOSELY. SUBJECT HAS DISAPPEARED FROM SIGHT ON
MORE THAN ONE OCCASSION, WITH NO TRACE LEFT.
PARTIES
Name Caller Invld Phone #
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***unknown*** Caller
Agency: Norad Air Command
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