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Crazy Question....
2008-12-29, 6:53 PM #1
Can someone send me Yoda's House...

Ive been seeing all these comments about how bad it is and i vaguely remember it.... but I want to relive the pain....

:downs:
(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
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2008-12-29, 8:55 PM #2
You're welcome.
Attachment: 20865/yodas.jpg (36,588 bytes)
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2008-12-29, 9:43 PM #3
Don't worry. JK:Source is planning to remake Yoda's House in high definition. We are talking about bumpmapped mud walls, high dynamic range rendering for the mysterious non-existent source of house lighting, and adaptive AI for the beached Drugon which would allow the creature to react intelligently to its cramped surroundings and lack of water.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2008-12-29, 10:43 PM #4
There's also been a bit of discussion thrown around about whether Artoo's encounter with the Drugon should be scripted or play out dynamically based on user input (ie: conversation with Artoo, which would be possible through a dialogue tree... but only if the player has skill points in Droid language translation).

It's sorta a stumbling block ATM, how about some input from the community?
2008-12-30, 8:29 AM #5
Originally posted by ECHOMAN:
Don't worry. JK:Source is planning to remake Yoda's House in high definition. We are talking about bumpmapped mud walls, high dynamic range rendering for the mysterious non-existent source of house lighting, and adaptive AI for the beached Drugon which would allow the creature to react intelligently to its cramped surroundings and lack of water.


JK:Source doesnt exist does it?
2008-12-30, 8:31 AM #6
I remember Yoda's house being shaped like a bowl or something with a Gonk and Drugon inside. And supposedly they had names as well.
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2008-12-30, 12:49 PM #7
whoa whoa whoa.... JK Source?

Don't toy with us!
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2008-12-30, 1:17 PM #8
You didn't hear?
2008-12-30, 2:30 PM #9
no no no I mean the level for JK...

Does anyone know if there are any other JK sites that are still up that have some classic maps that aren't on massassi?
(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
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2008-12-30, 4:44 PM #10
Originally posted by saberopus:
There's also been a bit of discussion thrown around about whether Artoo's encounter with the Drugon should be scripted or play out dynamically based on user input (ie: conversation with Artoo, which would be possible through a dialogue tree... but only if the player has skill points in Droid language translation).

It's sorta a stumbling block ATM, how about some input from the community?


You're turning JK into SWG? I don't remember if SWG had droid language skills.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2008-12-30, 5:33 PM #11
JK Source is a giant hoax thats an inside joke around here.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-12-30, 5:40 PM #12
Originally posted by Onimusha.:
JK Source is a giant hoax thats an inside joke around here.


its not a giant hoax :argh:
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2008-12-30, 5:41 PM #13
:P
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-12-30, 7:34 PM #14
If it's a hoax, why the **** did I just build that ****ing tower-descent level?
2008-12-30, 7:37 PM #15
lmao if you really did ^
2008-12-31, 4:59 AM #16
I saved a copy of the level page for Yoda's House before it was removed from massassi, the comments were pretty funny.

http://www.geocities.com/bognorridge/crap/yoda.htm
2008-12-31, 6:42 AM #17
JK source is as likely to happen as a certain multiple level multiple editors multiple choice JK project that stood as much chance of ever being released as peace magically starting in the middle east.
2008-12-31, 8:56 AM #18
Originally posted by JM:
If it's a hoax, why the **** did I just build that ****ing tower-descent level?

Pics or it didn't happen.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2008-12-31, 9:28 AM #19
Huzzah!
Attachment: 20870/pugler.JPG (54,289 bytes)
2008-12-31, 9:45 AM #20
Originally posted by GHORG:
I saved a copy of the level page for Yoda's House before it was removed from massassi, the comments were pretty funny.

http://www.geocities.com/bognorridge/crap/yoda.htm


Wait, wasn't there a different level description?
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2008-12-31, 7:33 PM #21
Originally posted by GHORG:
I saved a copy of the level page for Yoda's House before it was removed from massassi, the comments were pretty funny.

http://www.geocities.com/bognorridge/crap/yoda.htm


Nice to see Emon hasn't changed at all since 01' heh.


And lawl at Kyle90.
"They're everywhere, the little harlots."
-Martyn
2008-12-31, 7:39 PM #22
I never played this/
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2008-12-31, 8:15 PM #23
I think it's hilarious how easily a new comer to the community was able to get everyone so up in arms over his submission. If everyone had just ignored it instead of making a big deal about it, the level never would've achieved the notoriety that Pugler was hoping for.
2008-12-31, 8:38 PM #24
I think I was the level poster who actually posted that file.

Edit: No actually I didn't. My memory is messed up. I thought I had posted the special edition or something but I didn't do that either. I remember doing SOMETHING related to the file tho <_<
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2008-12-31, 9:52 PM #25
pUGLER = mONEYBOOBIE
2008-12-31, 10:23 PM #26
Originally posted by GHORG:
I saved a copy of the level page for Yoda's House before it was removed from massassi, the comments were pretty funny.

http://www.geocities.com/bognorridge/crap/yoda.htm


Wow, that was an impressive troll. It had all of the subtlety and wit that rob can only aspire to.
2009-01-01, 12:10 AM #27
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2009-01-01, 12:33 AM #28
Oh man, Pugler's responses in that link are hilarious.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2009-01-01, 6:12 PM #29
oh man that link was hilarious!!! :neckbeard:

too bad the download and screen shots link do not work :(
(JKLE_Cougar) from JK MP Community
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2009-01-01, 7:54 PM #30
You copied me. :argh:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2009-01-01, 10:13 PM #31
You copied me. :argh:
2009-01-01, 10:20 PM #32
You copied him. :argh:
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2009-01-01, 10:28 PM #33
I'm copying you. :argh:
2009-01-01, 10:43 PM #34
Now I forget which one I am. :confused:
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2009-01-02, 8:11 AM #35
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Pics or it didn't happen.
Joke-ruining *******.
2009-01-02, 4:49 PM #36
http://www.massassi.net/levels/files/1664.shtml
http://www.massassi.net/levels/files/1765.shtml

I think this was something puglers brother made. PM me your email andrew and I'll send you yoda's house and "mysterious gonk hole" which also got deleted at some stage. This could be the original description someone was referring to. Now I'm going to go eat a triple-egg chili and chutney sandwich, hurrah red dwarf, argh my stomach.

Quote:
This groundbreakinglevel is the visual manifestation of George Lucas' Difinitve Vision of Yoda's Dwelling. If his house had ever been shown in a film it would have been exactly like this. Now you can play this incredible piece of the Star Wars saga, created by the self proclaimed "Worlds most revered level designer," Pugler. Let your dreams come to reality as you experience this incredible experience.
2009-01-02, 7:45 PM #37
Those levels scare me, specially since the first one is 7 megs....

And you got a PM good sir :)
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2009-01-03, 7:39 AM #38
Originally posted by Emon, circa Way Back When:
Last I checked, beds are usually 6' by 3' by 1' things made out of wood, and padding. Not a 500 foot tall column of water.


Hahaha... the comments are indeed hilarious.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2009-01-03, 8:46 AM #39
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LOL! THOSE PICTURES WERE HILARIOUS. YODA DOESNT HAVE A FISH! AND HOW DID A GONK GET THERE? I WAS CRYING FROM LAUNGHTER WHEN I SAW THES! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! I RATED IT A 10 BECAUSE NEVER HAS A JEDI KNIGHT LEVEL BEEN SO FUNNY! LOL

hahah
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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