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Riddle me this, riddle me that, are you wiser than a half-eaten wombat?
2009-01-03, 7:26 AM #1
Ok, Massassi, it's riddle time. Whoever solves the current riddle gets to post the next one. I'll start!

From me, poorly-digested sno-cones spew,
Over long distances stretch my intestines like a hose,
My only words are babbling and few,
One of these have I, but no eyes, ears, or nose.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2009-01-03, 8:50 AM #2
You're a firehose!
2009-01-03, 9:00 AM #3
Nope! *devours JM*
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2009-01-03, 9:00 AM #4
Yes you are.
2009-01-03, 9:04 AM #5
Take a more literal intepretation of "sno-cones"...
Also, the intestinal distances are much longer than you're thinking.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2009-01-03, 9:11 AM #6
haha
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2009-01-03, 9:15 AM #7
tapeworm!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-03, 9:16 AM #8
Frozen pipes?
2009-01-03, 10:08 AM #9
Even longer distances. And not man-made.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2009-01-03, 10:22 AM #10
a river?
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2009-01-03, 10:30 AM #11
its a penis
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-03, 10:36 AM #12
Originally posted by Zell:
its a penis

yeah a penis longer than a tapeworm and a frozen pipe

2009-01-03, 10:39 AM #13
A river. (Oops, looks like Arlan will get that one.)
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2009-01-03, 11:02 AM #14
[Ignore me]
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2009-01-03, 11:16 AM #15
a snow blower? but yeah its probably a river...keep em coming, i love riddles
2009-01-03, 12:34 PM #16
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
a river?


You got it! Now you post a riddle. :)
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2009-01-03, 2:18 PM #17
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
yeah a penis longer than a tapeworm and a frozen pipe


ok, so its my penis.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-03, 2:40 PM #18
I wondered what that weird hose was.
nope.
2009-01-03, 8:11 PM #19
ermmm... im going to forgo my riddling privileges due to the fact that i know none... :confused:
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2009-01-03, 8:22 PM #20
I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising
Money's new minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples
Boarded the train there's no getting off.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-03, 8:32 PM #21
Your penis.
2009-01-03, 8:39 PM #22
no, but that could have something to do with the answer.



but only if your mom was involved.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-03, 9:00 PM #23
i looked it up, i couldnt resist, i wouldnt have gotten it anyway
2009-01-03, 9:26 PM #24
Mantrain?
Catloaf?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-03, 10:01 PM #25
sheeze i would have never guessed that last one
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2009-01-03, 10:18 PM #26
your mom
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2009-01-03, 10:52 PM #27
Originally posted by The_Lost_One:
your mom


The funny part is, you're actually really close. :XD:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-03, 11:07 PM #28
by any chance, is it,
pregnancy?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-04, 12:46 AM #29
I guess you're like, a vagina, or a womb, or something
2009-01-04, 9:35 AM #30
Gold got it.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-05, 11:06 PM #31
Gold, post a riddle.
2009-01-06, 1:53 AM #32
Oh crap! I did get it ummm.... hold on... hmmm


We are very little creatures
all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and a fourth is boxed within.
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-06, 5:40 AM #33
Vowels.
2009-01-06, 1:33 PM #34
yeah, vowels, nicely done
2009-01-07, 12:10 AM #35
Yep vowels, post a riddle then...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-07, 5:49 AM #36
No. Someone else do it.
2009-01-07, 7:35 AM #37
I come from a land down under,
Under other circumstances, I'd kill ya,
But now I watch, and watch, and watch, and wonder,
Give me a bone, will ya?

Who am I?
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2009-01-07, 7:58 AM #38
platypus
2009-01-07, 9:57 AM #39
*drinks and pukes*
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2009-01-07, 11:38 AM #40
a Dingo?
Nothing to see here, move along.
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