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A conversation with my HOA.
2009-01-05, 5:40 PM #1
Presented here is only my half of the conversation.

Hello?

Yes, this is he.

Uh.

No, it's not my fence.

It's not my fence.

I don't know. It's not my fence.

Yes I saw it.

It's not my fence.

Yeah I saw the shed on the car.

It's not my shed either.

I'm not going to fix it.

It's not my fence.

That's my neighbor.

No, it's not my fence. That's ####.

I'm ####.

It's not my fence.

I don't know when it will be fixed. It's not my fence.

You can't fine me.

Go ahead. It's not my fence.

I know what the bylaws say.

It's not my fence.

Look. Don't you own ####?

Don't they rent from you?

It's your fence.
2009-01-05, 5:52 PM #2
hahah
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-01-05, 6:05 PM #3
What's a HOA?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2009-01-05, 6:08 PM #4
homeowner's association aka nazi germany
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2009-01-05, 6:12 PM #5
Wow. Talk about retarded. So, what happened to said fence?
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2009-01-05, 6:17 PM #6
ITS NOT MY FENCE
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-01-05, 6:18 PM #7
I'M CODY COKER!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2009-01-05, 6:27 PM #8
Said fence is laying on it's side across my neighbor's yard.
2009-01-05, 6:42 PM #9
Well, you'd better go fix that.

o.0
2009-01-05, 7:15 PM #10
NMF
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2009-01-05, 7:33 PM #11
Why is the size limit for jpeg smaller than jpg?
Attachment: 20887/HPIM1102 copy.jpg (549,802 bytes)
2009-01-05, 7:34 PM #12
Is that your fence? NMF!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2009-01-05, 7:38 PM #13
Who's Dog?
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2009-01-05, 7:39 PM #14
It's not my dog.
2009-01-05, 7:46 PM #15
I'm gonna fine you for that dog.
2009-01-05, 7:59 PM #16
Isn't that YOUR dog?
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
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I'll never hear a word you say
2009-01-05, 8:09 PM #17
How come your fence is actually a shed?

o.0
2009-01-05, 8:11 PM #18
They put the fence between their shed and mine back up. Apparently, they didn't like leaving their gate open.
2009-01-05, 8:17 PM #19
Woh dude, I think your fence fell down. Might want to clean that up.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2009-01-05, 8:39 PM #20
Hahahahaha! Well played, sir.
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2009-01-05, 8:44 PM #21
I think you should worry more about the dead dog that the fence crushed. :tinfoil:

On second viewing, that dog is not dead. Huzzah.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-05, 9:00 PM #22
Killer shed.
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2009-01-05, 9:38 PM #23
JM's title should be "It's not my fence"

2009-01-05, 9:39 PM #24
Agreed.

Or NMF.
2009-01-05, 10:42 PM #25
So how did this happen to the fence? And why do they want you to pay for it?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-06, 2:46 AM #26
What. Is your fence and your neighbors' fences composed also by a series of sheds?
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2009-01-06, 7:37 AM #27
JM's title should be "It's not my fence."
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2009-01-06, 7:46 AM #28
Originally posted by JediKirby:
JM's title should be "It's not my fence."


what about "coma drinker"?
2009-01-06, 8:18 AM #29
Sounds like lyrics to a Ting Tings song...
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2009-01-06, 8:44 AM #30
Originally posted by TheNewKid:
JM's title should be "It's not my fence"


^this!

also cookies for you, for sticking it to the HOA!

even though we know that is your fence
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2009-01-06, 11:30 AM #31
nah its my fence
2009-01-06, 1:23 PM #32
Quote:
what about "coma drinker"?
That doesn't even make sense. I've never drunk enough to pass out. Ever.
2009-01-06, 1:31 PM #33
They're referring to the thread where you said you had 25 shots.
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2009-01-06, 1:47 PM #34
I don't get it. Why are you refusing to fix your fence?
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2009-01-06, 5:01 PM #35
Fix your fence. Everyone else does their part to keep the place clean. Check out your neighbour's great fence.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2009-01-07, 5:50 AM #36
Quote:
They're referring to the thread where you said you had 25 shots.
The point of which being that I WASN'T in a coma after consuming said alcohol.
2009-01-07, 7:24 AM #37
Moral of the story, folks: It's not his motha*********in' fence.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2009-01-07, 8:02 AM #38
hey you gonna fix that fence or what?
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