So...let's just launch them nukes!

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Don't let bush do it, he'll destroy washington and he'll sue someone for not telling him nukes blew stuff up

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And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls

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Fire Pretty - Graz's Armoury - (That's my blog...)

The Soviet Bunker - (That's my forum...)

"Thou shalt not steal. (Because the government doesn't like competition!)"

How to keep an idiot busy: See below
How to keep an idiot busy: See above

It's not that all Americans are idiots, it's that most idiots tend to be American.

Actually, I'm fairly certain the reason that a lot of back windows in cars don't go down is because the back wheel well is in the way. I used to think it was because of small children as well until my father said it was because of the wheel well. And if you'll notice, in cars that the back windows don't come all the way down the wheel well is almost always in the way. I say almost always, but I've yet to see a wheel well not in the way.

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SNL is gold. "Bill Brasky is a sunnuva*****!"

It spawned Farley, Sandler, and Ferrel.

While not the most witty comedic goldmine, it's still a goldmine. Most American humor relies on some sort of crude humor. Admittedly, it's not for all.

But yeah, I say...eat more chicken.

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Whose Line Is It Anyway? Sure, it may have been a British idea, but it's the American/Canadian actors that made it work: Greg Proops, Ryan Stiles, Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie.

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<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness
<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded

I never saw the American version, but the British version was fantastic. Paul Merton is a comedy genius.

The original British version had 10 series.


British comedy has often had American versions, and it's almost exclusively terrible. Fawlty Towers and Are you being served have both suffered this fate, as well as various Monty Python sketches. Oh and Red Dwarf. weep.

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The British Version of Whose Line is TERRIBLE comapared to the American Version. The British Verision relied too much on crude jokes, games that focused more on skill than humor, and really lousy lighting.

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"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."

Have I Got News For You
Coupling (i've heard the american version is really bad)
Yes Minister

Black Books
Blackadder
The Goon Show (although that was radio)
And the UK version of The Sketch Show is the only sketch show on TV worth watching, it's actually funny

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There is no spoon.

Yes. But do the people on the train deserve to die because of someone being that idiotic?

These signs don't just protect idiots from themselves, but they also protect other people from idiots.

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Natural Selection WILL occur, whether or not there are warning signs posted everywhere. You can't stop nature or the course of it. Eventually, it'll happen, its inevitable.

Wow, alot of you guys are really ignorant.

Go to any European country (especially the UK) and tell me you can't find just as many slackjawed morons as you would in the US.

yeah, But what happens in europe is nothing compared to what the US media makes of their own idiots...

as for the coffe lady... I don't have a cup holder in my car... But i'm not dumb enough to hold scalding hot coffee between my legs, a bottle of pop or water or something... all you get from that is a sticky mess to clean up, not burns.

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Well, when I'm done with it, there'll be notes on computer mice saying "Do not strangle people."

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What happens when you cast heal on the undead?

Thankfully, despite warnings, natural selection is still at work.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

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Four dimensions, four fundamental forces... coincidence?

Heh, I've got the Darwin Awards book. I find it very, very hard to believe that people can die in the most stupidest ways.

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