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46 "Achievements" for the Massassian people to earn.

2009-01-06, 9:53 PM #1

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/AI.png]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/A2.png]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/A3.png]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/A42.png]

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/A5.png]

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-01-06, 9:57 PM #2

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

you sir, are a hero

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-01-06, 10:05 PM #3

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Originally posted by NoESC:

you sir, are a hero

It's true. :master:

2009-01-06, 10:13 PM #4

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

I skimmed through it... where is my achievement?!

Nothing to see here, move along.

2009-01-06, 10:15 PM #5

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Number 19.

>.>

2009-01-06, 11:13 PM #6

Anakin9012

The humor went right over his head

Posts: 1,274

I wonder how long before Godwin's law is in effect. Maybe you *************************** can help me. how much gamerscore do I get

2009-01-06, 11:17 PM #7

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

I don't understand number 42?

:):confused::):confused::)

2009-01-06, 11:20 PM #8

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

No achievements for having old ladies try to set you up with their granddaughters, catching small wild animals, or performing wacky chemistry experiments?

Guess I won't be unlocking anything

Stuff

2009-01-06, 11:20 PM #9

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

That is so stinkin' fantastic.

2009-01-06, 11:23 PM #10

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Attachment: 20888/happyvirusee7.png (4,196 bytes)

2009-01-06, 11:25 PM #11

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Also, the icons are absolutely stellar.

2009-01-06, 11:30 PM #12

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

Might want to read 9, 22, and 46 again.

But you are my new favorite Massassian.

Also: I vote sticky this *****.

2009-01-06, 11:45 PM #13

lightside

Not the darkside

Posts: 504

Awesome-ness.

:tfti:

"Staring into the wall does NOT count as benchmarking."

-Emon

2009-01-07, 12:02 AM #14

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

Haha, brilliant.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2009-01-07, 12:16 AM #15

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

what? no achievement for me?

Satan Complex
even though nobody remembers how you became satan you roll with it anyway

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-01-07, 12:27 AM #16

Vegiemaster

Rules with Vegiemight in Heaven (R.I.P.)

Posts: 2,931

ECHOMAN WINS THE INTERNET

Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:

2009-01-07, 1:41 AM #17

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Where's the EAT IT achievement?

(this rocks all socks ever to be made)
(+1 Sticky)

2009-01-07, 2:40 AM #18

EAH_TRISCUIT

Good with spray cheese

Posts: 2,026

As long as these achievements don't unbalance gameplay...

My favorite JKDF2 h4x:
EAH XMAS v2
MANIPULATOR GUN
EAH SMOOTH SNIPER

2009-01-07, 3:15 AM #19

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Is that really what I'm known for <_< I just posted one goodbye thread. Bah. I feel special for being mentioned thogh.

(This is awesome, though. Good work sir.)

一个大西瓜

2009-01-07, 3:43 AM #20

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Nice haha

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-01-07, 3:49 AM #21

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Actually I just found my goodbye thread and it was pretty overblown and dramatic. So yeah. I blame me being like 14 for that. =_=

一个大西瓜

2009-01-07, 3:50 AM #22

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I've already got #19 if Dj-Yoshi is around to see this.

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2009-01-07, 3:55 AM #23

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Originally posted by Pommy:

Actually I just found my goodbye thread and it was pretty overblown and dramatic. So yeah. I blame me being like 14 for that. =_=

You made a news post on the front page too on 09/27/03.

Originally posted by saberopus:

Also, the icons are absolutely stellar.

Thanks, took awhile.

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2009-01-07, 4:09 AM #24

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Is each achievement worth a certain amount of points? (adding up to 1000)?

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2009-01-07, 4:44 AM #25

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Not surprisingly, I love #24 and am probably the only one to have achieved it.

(I declare that one to be worth 1 point per page :ninja:

...)

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2009-01-07, 4:53 AM #26

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

I've got Assisted Haemorrhage if it counts retroactively.

I plughed through it a couple of years ago when Geb was all "WE'RE STARTING A NEW CHAPTER" and I was all "MAYBE I SHOULD READ IT".

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-01-07, 4:55 AM #27

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Wow. This is the most awesome thing I've seen all year.

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2009-01-07, 5:23 AM #28

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

That's absolutely brilliant beyond all the words in this sentence.

2009-01-07, 5:30 AM #29

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

If anyone figures out #46 they may stop coming back...

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2009-01-07, 5:48 AM #30

The Ego Has Landed

Posts: 5,876

I like that you thought of me in the third achievement. I must have been on your mind.

2009-01-07, 6:43 AM #31

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:

If anyone figures out #46 they may stop coming back...

You just have to make sure you get the rest of them first, then

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2009-01-07, 6:45 AM #32

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

This thread is pure win. 27 was a great throwback.

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2009-01-07, 6:49 AM #33

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

>_<

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2009-01-07, 7:31 AM #34

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Hahaha, Echoman just won Massassi.

This should be stickied.

I love #22. :XD:

Edit: Oh **** I just saw #28! Haha! I think that's my new Facebook picture.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-01-07, 7:38 AM #35

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

Speaking of facebook, #28 reminds me of:

Attachment: 20889/spray.jpg (43,621 bytes)

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2009-01-07, 7:41 AM #36

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Shouldn't my head be :awesome:? I use that a lot more than :psylon:

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-01-07, 9:14 AM #37

DSettahr

to wound the autumnal city.

Posts: 5,313

Haha, I like the "Heart of Darkness" reference on the outdoors one...

2009-01-07, 9:23 AM #38

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Z@NARDI:

Is each achievement worth a certain amount of points? (adding up to 1000)?

1-45 are worth 29 46 is worth 32

Originally posted by Gebohq:

Not surprisingly, I love #24 and am probably the only one to have achieved it.

(I declare that one to be worth 1 point per page :ninja:

...)

if you only count NeS1 i did read the whole thing once

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-01-07, 9:24 AM #39

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

...

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2009-01-07, 9:30 AM #40

Temperamental

Sarcastic, too.

Posts: 3,246

This thread seriously deserves to be stickied. Also, I'm curious as to how long this took you since it clearly was thought out well. Any outtakes?