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Battlestar Galactica and Stargate Atlantis Sucks, Do NOT WATCH

2009-01-15, 8:46 AM #41

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Is it already? Wow after such a long wait and wishing it would play sooner, it's like "Oh, wow, it's playing tomorrow, big deal"

2009-01-15, 11:21 AM #42

Jay

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Kind of feel the same way.

2009-01-15, 11:31 AM #43

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grrr

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2009-01-15, 11:50 AM #44

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I am SO excited! I'm having a BSGParty. It's going to be great.

Fishstickz and I think Tom Zarek is the final cylon, based on the T-Theory.

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2009-01-15, 11:54 AM #45

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FULL SWING PEOPLE [http://sorrowind.net/imagecorner/319/16.gif]

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2009-01-15, 12:05 PM #46

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I don't understand the "T" theory...
There's no "T" in a couple of them..By couple I mean like half.
edit Ok, the "Final Cylons." Naw, I don't think the writers are creative enough to do something like that. It might end up being someone with a T but it would be coincidence.

2009-01-16, 7:01 AM #47

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~~SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!~~ TONIGHT!

2009-01-16, 1:52 PM #48

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what is this T-Theory...sounds like some quantum mechanics ****

2009-01-16, 7:04 PM #49

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And it begins!

2009-01-16, 7:10 PM #50

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Earth suxorz

2009-01-16, 7:13 PM #51

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Holy crap I did not see THAT COMING.

2009-01-16, 7:35 PM #52

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HAHHAHAHAHAHA

I bursted out laughed when dee shot herself just now

2009-01-16, 7:38 PM #53

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I know I never saw someone so happy to do that.

And I hope to hell KARA IS NOT THE CYLON THAT WOULD BE SO ****ING RETARDED

2009-01-16, 7:39 PM #54

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nah, all the other cylons seem to rememeber being at earth, she doesn't

2009-01-16, 8:01 PM #55

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fishstickz: pwned
happydud: pwned
Couchman: pwned

2009-01-16, 8:16 PM #56

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Everyone: pwned because that was lame.

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2009-01-16, 8:17 PM #57

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Originally posted by fishstickz:

Everyone: pwned because that was lame.

no argument there sir

2009-01-16, 10:26 PM #58

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Originally posted by Latis:

fishstickz: pwned
happydud: pwned
Couchman: pwned

Nope. T-Theory still applies. Saul and Hellen TIGH

The T-Theory was right all along, it was just misapplied.

Also try again Squirrel: Saul Tigh, Gaelen Tyrol, Tori (something), Samuel T. Anders, and now Hellen Tigh. SO MANY T'S

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2009-01-17, 6:04 AM #59

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Screw spoiler tags. If you're this far into the thread, you should have seen the episode already.

Helen would be the worst Cylon ever. Whorebot 1.0? Of course, it would explain how she "survived" the attacks on the colonies.

Also, Tigh's a drunkard and a robot. Reminds me a lot of this guy.

Also, I'm gonna meta this and say that there's no chance that they'd reveal the fifth cylon this early.

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2009-01-17, 9:15 AM #60

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So basically Humans on Earth are cylons! Which means that we are all cylons! I KNEW IT.

or it just means that jimi hendrix was a cylon. Makes sense... nobody could be that good at guitar!

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2009-01-17, 10:43 AM #61

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I find it difficulty to believe that there was a world populated by five people. It doesn't leave much room for breeding.

Additionally, will we ever find out who left that note in Adama's room about there being 12 models?

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2009-01-17, 11:49 AM #62

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I'd guess Ellen.

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2009-01-17, 8:54 PM #63

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Well, it seems that these were all people in a group. Like when Tori said "you played for all of us" to anders about his guitar. later ellen said "we'll be together again" or whatever. It's almost like the 5 of them went through a cylon experiment or project or something along those lines. Maybe they were all chosen randomly on Earth 2,000 years ago, or maybe they all volunteered, or maybe they were the project, could be ANYTHING at this point.

What I"m trying to say is, there were more than just the 5 of them on Earth during the "earth holocaust" 2,000 years ago. I mean, tyrrol was in a marketplace with other people. You could hear multiple people screaming in the post office with saul and ellen.

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2009-01-17, 10:43 PM #64

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Originally posted by Veger:

You could hear multiple people screaming in the post office with saul and ellen.

Maybe it was multiple Sauls and Ellens.

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2009-01-17, 11:57 PM #65

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Uh, didn't you guys pay attention? All the remains they found on the planet were Cylon remains. Earth was populated entirely by Cyclons. In fact, they straight up said it. The 13th tribe was a tribe of Cylons.

So, I'm thinking:

"Earth" isn't really Earth. The 13th tribe just named it this in honor of the real Earth, or something. This seems unlikely because, at the end of season 3, after the scene where Apollo finds Kara in space, they zoom out and then zoom in on Earth. You can clearly see North America.

Cylons settled on Earth long after "we" died out.

Humans evolved into or changed into Cylons.

Cylons are actually humans and the "humans" are really the odd ones ZOMG

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2009-01-18, 3:39 AM #66

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Cylons invented McDonalds!?

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2009-01-18, 5:50 AM #67

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what the **** are you all talking about this cylon gallactica **** makes no sense

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2009-01-18, 3:12 PM #68

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This interview clears a few things up:

http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2009/01/final-fifth-cylon-ellen-tigh-battlestar-galactica-dualla-dee-.html

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2009-01-18, 7:30 PM #69

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****...ellen...come on, zak wouldve been so much better

but ill live

2009-01-19, 2:00 PM #70

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Originally posted by Emon:

Uh, didn't you guys pay attention? All the remains they found on the planet were Cylon remains. Earth was populated entirely by Cyclons. In fact, they straight up said it.

And this.

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2009-01-19, 2:27 PM #71

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Originally posted by happydud:

I'd guess Ellen.

Couldn't have been Ellen, she wasn't on Galactica during the miniseries.

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2009-01-19, 2:33 PM #72

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I thought the final cylon was supposed to be in the last supper picture...

2009-01-19, 3:06 PM #73

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Jesus was a Cylon?

nope.

2009-01-19, 3:20 PM #74

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Originally posted by Squirrel King:

I thought the final cylon was supposed to be in the last supper picture...

no, the people in the picture WERENT cylons. The picture makes sense now actually because look at the chalice in front of the empty spot.

Ellen was a raging alcoholic, represented by that ancient wine goblet, and also her seat next to Saul Tigh could be considered major, as he didnt seem afraid, just shocked.

2009-01-19, 3:58 PM #75

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

Jesus was a Cylon?

Well, he did resurrect.

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2009-01-19, 4:02 PM #76

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Who's Jesus?

2009-01-19, 4:25 PM #77

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the final cylon, cant you read