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the best thing ever
2009-01-11, 6:51 PM #1
http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

play it. love it. now YOU can compete in the special olympics!

I played this thing for like 20 minutes and was laughing the entire time (without any substances affecting my judgment, even) and never made it past 2.6 meters. :omg:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-11, 7:02 PM #2
It's impossible because there's no way to make the upper body lean forward. Try and walk normally, and he falls over backwards.
2009-01-11, 7:06 PM #3
Originally posted by JM:
It's impossible because there's no way to make the upper body lean forward. Try and walk normally, and he falls over backwards.


Try tapping Q a little right at the beginning.
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2009-01-11, 7:16 PM #4
No, no... that's just plain irritating.
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2009-01-11, 7:16 PM #5


Impossible eh?

(This is NOT me, my best is 20m)
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2009-01-11, 7:17 PM #6
Yeah yeah. I was able to get to 3.9 by making him fall forward into a nice wide stance. The trick seems to be to keep the body as upright as possible.
2009-01-11, 7:18 PM #7
I got 4.1m just using the Q and W buttons real slowly. It is sorta fun.
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2009-01-11, 7:20 PM #8
3.3 meters!

You basically have to more or less sync your Q-O and W-P strokes.

Edit: Has anyone else had "You're the best!" (that song from the Karate Kid) come on after playing for a little while, only to disappear a short burst later?
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2009-01-11, 7:22 PM #9
Originally posted by Pommy:
3.3 meters!

You basically have to more or less sync your Q-O and W-P strokes.


Personally I find that a split second delay between the Q and O or W and P is best.
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condition."... G. K. Chesterton

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2009-01-11, 7:42 PM #10
Originally posted by Pommy:
3.3 meters!

You basically have to more or less sync your Q-O and W-P strokes.

Edit: Has anyone else had "You're the best!" (that song from the Karate Kid) come on after playing for a little while, only to disappear a short burst later?


I believe it's chariots of fire, and it plays a loop when you're going forward.
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-11, 7:55 PM #11
I managed 10 meters, basically with him doing the splits and inching forwards
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2009-01-11, 7:59 PM #12
this is old

i managed 50 meters once... the first 20 were at an awkward walk like what is seen in the video above the remaining 30 where at a kneeling scoot for most of it with the last 5 meters being the inch forward while doing the splits method

after that i was getting bored
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2009-01-11, 10:04 PM #13
Originally posted by JediNeo:
I managed 10 meters, basically with him doing the splits and inching forwards


Me too, I got to 10, only because I felt that it was a worthy point to stop, and then I realized how boring it was and purposely made him fall over.
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