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Boring Thread! (post or be banned!)
2009-01-15, 5:23 PM #41
Howard Shore
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2009-01-15, 5:24 PM #42
nothing on the clipboard of my desktop and laptop
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2009-01-15, 5:24 PM #43
Originally posted by saberopus:
aw Kyle I dun have permission


http://img.waffleimages.com/fc05846ec4f584a4e55dfce8466d45b415bb3ad2/2008_12_17camilla_20331a.jpg

Try that
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2009-01-15, 5:26 PM #44
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/15/new.york.plane.crash/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
2009-01-15, 5:27 PM #45
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
Why would you want to go to Bruno's?


Boxing Club, not Bruno's
2009-01-15, 5:28 PM #46
Hot Spring: 34.1345, -117.0532
Cave: 34.1351, -117.0500
2009-01-15, 5:34 PM #47
what clipboard lol
2009-01-15, 7:43 PM #48
[http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o149/SgtPnkks/nightshot1.jpg]
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-01-15, 7:48 PM #49
lolz
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-01-15, 7:52 PM #50
Originally posted by Emon:
lols


Huh, I thought they fixed that after the fungus one.
2009-01-15, 7:55 PM #51
http://wonkette.com/405469/top-10-dc-attractions-to-see-while-in-dc-anyway#more-405469
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2009-01-15, 7:58 PM #52
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Huh, I thought they fixed that after the fungus one.

lol
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-01-15, 8:11 PM #53
Police said Reese was unfamiliar with standard-shift cars, and she apparently turned the ignition key and removed her foot from the clutch – without realizing that the vehicle was in gear. The car lurched forward, went over a curb and crashed into the rear of the building and left Reese pinned in the door frame against an electrical box.

Reese, 26, of Hamilton, left behind a husband and three young children.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-01-15, 8:31 PM #54
Nothing against you, Free, but that article (or it's sources) are BS. I've never encountered a vehicle than lurch over a curb, into a building, and have enough force to crush someone (presumably the driver!) from letting the clutch out. It must have been parked on a crazy steep hill or something.
2009-01-15, 8:42 PM #55
Letting go of the clutch without any pressure on the accelerator would make the car stall. If it was on a crazy steep hill it would have rolled when she took off the handbrake.
nope.
2009-01-15, 8:45 PM #56
Well, um, she's dead.

Like you, I've never known a manual to lurch forward too much when you let out the clutch while it's idling/in gear. It makes one hell of an unpleasant shudder, though.

It doesn't make sense at all, I agree. A) the car is obviously dead, so no acceleration. B), the car is still probably in gear (unless she shifted it into neutral) so the car isn't going anywhere even if it's on a hill. C) if you find yourself uncontrollably rolling down a steep hill, why wouldn't you apply the brake or the handbrake?

That's one hell of an epic fail. The only reason I had it in my clipboard is because I was wondering how she mananged to reproduce before removing herself from the gene pool.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2009-01-15, 8:50 PM #57
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

She was a woman!

My clipboard on this computer is empty. Were it not, it'd probably be something that got me banned. :ninja:
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2009-01-15, 9:11 PM #58
THIS BOOK IS INSCRIBED
TO
THE MARQUESS OF SALISBURY, K.G.
under whose wise direction
the conservative party have long enjoyed power
and the nation prosperity
during whose administrations the
reorganisation of egypt has been mainly accomplished
and upon whose advice her majesty determined to order the reconquest of the soudan
Quote Originally Posted by Chaz Ghostle
some gay men prefer to have partners with smaller, softer bodies[. . .]It really all comes down to what you like.
2009-01-15, 9:12 PM #59
<@landfish> STEVEN COLBERT JUST SAID LANDFISH
[09:01:15:23:51:24] <@genk> WELL YOUR A FATTY, OF COURSE HE WOULD NOTICE YOUR SIZE
2009-01-15, 9:24 PM #60
9101010521297550272959

(yeah, really.)
Warhead[97]
2009-01-15, 9:25 PM #61
http://www.psyop.tv/
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-15, 9:39 PM #62
The following summary brought to you by MB:

Photoshop + Phallus

o.0
2009-01-16, 12:02 AM #63
http://www.wowwiki.com/Image:Alexstrasza_Dragon.jpg
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
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2009-01-16, 12:24 AM #64
tilo
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2009-01-16, 12:40 AM #65
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Letting go of the clutch without any pressure on the accelerator would make the car stall. If it was on a crazy steep hill it would have rolled when she took off the handbrake.


If it was a sturdy diesel car it could've just carried on. Mine's actually very difficult to stall.
2009-01-16, 12:45 AM #66
i think i'm lying to myself though... there's no way my pussy just randomly smelled of semen.
Naked Feet are Happy Feet
:omgkroko:
2009-01-16, 12:48 AM #67
Wow, Vegie wins.

I don't know what you're reading or who you're talking to, but I want in!
2009-01-16, 1:25 AM #68
http://www.jenniferjolly.com/index.php/gallery
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-01-16, 1:29 AM #69
In regards to the chick smashing a car into the wall.. it's always possible she had her foot on the gas.. like maybe she floored it or something
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2009-01-16, 3:39 AM #70
Messianic_taco
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2009-01-16, 3:48 AM #71
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<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2009-01-16, 4:53 AM #72
Originally posted by Martyn:
If it was a sturdy diesel car it could've just carried on. Mine's actually very difficult to stall.


Or even if she just dropped the clutch in a vehicle with particularly large amounts of low-end torque. There have been one or two occasions where I've forgotten the car was in gear and dropped the clutch, and my little Saturn ION has gone about two or three feet. I'd imagine a vehicle with a bit more torque would be able to make it four or five feet, enough to get over a short curb and into a building.
"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!
2009-01-16, 5:26 AM #73


because im trying to learn it on guitar :hist101:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-16, 6:08 AM #74
3B



yea i dunno
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-16, 6:09 AM #75
IC : Crap

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Misc : Crap
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2009-01-16, 6:11 AM #76
As food types are listed by letter in a box that shows 2 columns, shouldn't they be arranged like:
Instead of:
Currently selecting “C” will jump to a point in the list that displays 9 items beginning with C and 9 items beginning with P instead of all items beginning with C

I'm writing a test spec for a website
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2009-01-16, 7:46 AM #77
Originally posted by Martyn:
If it was a sturdy diesel car it could've just carried on. Mine's actually very difficult to stall.

Every diesel I've driven has been nasty to me then. :(
nope.
2009-01-16, 8:25 AM #78
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2009-01-16, 8:33 AM #79
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2009-01-16, 9:45 AM #80
http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/
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