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Shaving genitals
2009-01-16, 2:31 PM #1
I just shaved my genitals. It was kinda freaky having a sharp blade that close to my dearest. And now when i'm pissing, my penis feels like one of a kid. That is awful. I will never shave again.

Do you shave your genitals? They're nice and smooth now, by the way.
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2009-01-16, 2:33 PM #2
i trim
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2009-01-16, 2:49 PM #3
what drkjedi82 said

2009-01-16, 2:54 PM #4
There should be a half and half option. For instance, I shave the balls to keep them nice and smooth. The ladies appreciate it (or did while I was still active in the humping department). The rest, I keep groomed. Pluck some of the thinner hairs up along the shaft, maybe shave the very base of the shaft for clean edges.

NEVER SHAVE YOUR TAINT

EVER.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-16, 2:56 PM #5
Yes, sometimes. The new look is appreciated, and I never really like alot of hair down there. So I keep it short, or just shave it off.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-16, 2:59 PM #6
Nope.

I shaved my rear once. Grew back twice as much. Never again.

Besides, my GF don't care anyway.
2009-01-16, 3:04 PM #7
Balls stay shaved, everything else is trimmed short. I know some girls that hate everything shaved (Looks like a little boys.)

I shaved my butt once, and it was the worst mistake ever. Chaffage along with extra sweat.
2009-01-16, 3:08 PM #8
What has been read cannot be un-read.
2009-01-16, 3:10 PM #9
just drink until you forget
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2009-01-16, 5:30 PM #10
The way I look at it, it's not even an issue unless you get some now and then. So, a non-issue for me currently.
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2009-01-16, 5:53 PM #11
Quote:
Nope.

I shaved my rear once. Grew back twice as much. Never again.


You realize that's a myth, right?

I think everyone's been curious enough to give a good trim once in their life :tfti:
2009-01-16, 6:01 PM #12
Curious but don't own a trimmer of sorts.

I am NOT putting my razor down there.
nope.
2009-01-16, 6:06 PM #13
Shaving isn't required, but if someone doesn't trim that is totally unacceptable.
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2009-01-16, 6:53 PM #14
Or totally natural.
2009-01-16, 7:13 PM #15
Like never showering or brushing your teeth.
2009-01-16, 7:15 PM #16
Originally posted by JM:
Or totally natural.


Do you get haircuts?
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2009-01-16, 7:37 PM #17
My wife doesn't like it when I shave or trim. However, she's not American so maybe that has something to do with it. Every other girl that I've dated was American & they were appreciative of me trimming.
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2009-01-16, 7:46 PM #18
I morally cannot bring myself to shave my genitals, since I am Italian.
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2009-01-16, 7:49 PM #19
Trimming is the way to go, sometimes the situation can get a little hairy down there.
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2009-01-16, 7:57 PM #20
Do you think Goku's ball hair turns yellow when he transforms into super gayan?

And if so, how would he shave his sack?
2009-01-16, 8:46 PM #21
Over a period of several episodes going "HHHNGGGGAAAUUUUUUUHHHHHH".
nope.
2009-01-16, 11:20 PM #22
Telephones don't grow hair.

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2009-01-17, 4:42 AM #23
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Do you get haircuts?
No. (But not because it is 'unnatural'. The problem here is that you equate 'unnatural' with 'shouldn't do it'. I find such an equality as absurd and useless as 0 = 1. In fact, saying that the unshaved genitalia is 'perfectly natural' is not a very good reason not to shave your balls, but is actually a glorious pun.)

Also. WTF is going on with that shadow?
2009-01-17, 5:06 AM #24
Looks to me like he's farting.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-17, 5:19 AM #25
Nah, that's the infamous FGR assforest.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-01-17, 9:34 AM #26
Not enough pics.
2009-01-17, 9:50 AM #27
Of course you would want to see pictures.
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2009-01-17, 10:25 AM #28
I don't shave or trim. But I stay nice and clean looking down there. My wife likes my animalistic nature anyway;)
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

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2009-01-17, 10:33 AM #29
Bald is beautiful. It's a tradeoff. I like a woman to be completely hairless down there, and I return the favor.
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2009-01-17, 11:45 AM #30
Yeah, I like my women to look like little girls, too.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-17, 12:57 PM #31
Originally posted by Mentat:
My wife doesn't like it when I shave or trim. However, she's not American so maybe that has something to do with it. Every other girl that I've dated was American & they were appreciative of me trimming.


I've only dated Canadian women. Actually... a canadian woman. lol

As far as most of the girls I've spoken with on the subject see it, only girls should shave, and it's not necessary for a man to do it too. Some women didn't like hairy guys, but didn't suggest they should shave. Either way, doesn't involve me (though I am pretty hairy... my GF calls my backside Chewbacca. >.<)

As for the myth - I can prove it right now. *Bends over with his trousers down*

Yep.
2009-01-17, 1:16 PM #32
It's a myth. You fool yourself into thinking it's thicker for two reasons. 1) A natural hair tapers to a fine point and is rather soft. Stubble does not, and is not. And 2) You started shaving about the same time you started getting hair (And since you convinced yourself shaving made your facial hair thicker, you now believe that about all your hair.)

For that matter, you don't have any more hair now than you ever did. All that's happened is the thin, short, transparent hairs you did have have been replaced by 'real' hair. It's a biological signal to the opposite sex that, hey, we're mature adults, ready to mate. Which makes wanting your girlfriend shaved very weird, because you're basically asking her to tell you the opposite of that.
2009-01-17, 1:40 PM #33
Trimmed a couple of times, but crickey, the itching and irritation that followed... it's not worth it.
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2009-01-17, 1:53 PM #34
You get itching and irritation from trimming?
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2009-01-17, 2:21 PM #35
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Curious but don't own a trimmer of sorts.

I am NOT putting my razor down there.

Use a women's razor then, the kind with the wires over it that prevents cutting from slips.

Trimmers are far more dangerous down there than razors.
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2009-01-17, 3:45 PM #36
... you don't use the trimmer on your penis. You put a guard on it and you trim up toward your belly. There's no danger.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-17, 3:50 PM #37
I know, I meant without the guard.
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2009-01-17, 3:57 PM #38
... why would you do that? That's just like shaving, only skipping the bald, beautiful period and skipping right to the itching and chafing.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-17, 4:03 PM #39
I don't know, ask Baconfish.
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2009-01-17, 4:06 PM #40
Hey why don't you two get a room!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
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