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Kroko vs. Zully
2009-01-18, 8:47 AM #1
Kroko and I are having a beard-growing competition, since neither of us can grow facial hair. We will document our efforts in this thread, beginning here, with day 1.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/darrenrw/Day1.jpg]
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-18, 9:13 AM #2
DAY ONE
Attachment: 20957/what.jpg (126,332 bytes)
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-01-18, 10:02 AM #3
It's kind of unfair that RS already has a goatee formed. You should have shaved before the competition began so you two would be on an even playing field.
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2009-01-18, 10:03 AM #4
Apparently that's actually his "clean shaven" face.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-01-18, 10:53 AM #5
the goatee is trimmed down as short as it can go without using a blade. I have a cyst that develops under my chin. And really, the goatee has no bearing on the appearance of a beard.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-18, 11:40 AM #6
Originally posted by Dark__Knight:
It's kind of unfair that RS already has a goatee formed. You should have shaved before the competition began so you two would be on an even playing field.

It's only about a day's worth of beard, though

Or it would be if it was me:colbert:
2009-01-18, 12:32 PM #7
Thrawn you are nuts. So is Cazor. So, I think, is Dsettahr. I wish I could do that... sorta
2009-01-18, 12:34 PM #8
All day? A whole day?

Kroko looks like a woman.
2009-01-18, 12:53 PM #9
That's not very nice.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-18, 1:09 PM #10
Originally posted by JM:
All day? A whole day?

Kroko looks like a woman.


man youre a jerk.

also i heard youre fatter than mb
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-18, 1:17 PM #11
Originally posted by mb:
man youre a jerk.


You noticed that just now?

And I thought I was 60 years behind! Bonk! [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/smiley/fgrtng.png]
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2009-01-18, 1:58 PM #12
Quote:
man youre a jerk.


I'm not a jerk. I'm an *******. :colbert:
2009-01-18, 1:58 PM #13
JM is a neckbeard lolol
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-01-18, 2:33 PM #14
Originally posted by JM:

Kroko looks like a woman.


Oh okay.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-01-18, 2:45 PM #15
Don't listen to him. You'd make a very ugly woman. Much better male.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-18, 7:26 PM #16
Originally posted by JM:
I'm not a jerk. I'm an *******. :colbert:


also, larger than mb.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-18, 10:55 PM #17
Quote:
JM is a neckbeard lolol
JLee can confirm that I, infact, have a full beard. Not a neckbeard. And also that I'm about a foot taller than MB, so, yes, somewhat larger.
2009-01-20, 6:57 PM #18
How often are we going to get updates?
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2009-01-20, 7:01 PM #19
haha, awesome.
Though in the end, you're both still loosers :P
(I'm a looser too :()
2009-01-20, 7:07 PM #20
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
Kroko and I are having a beard-growing competition, since neither of us can grow facial hair. We will document our efforts in this thread, beginning here, with day 1.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/darrenrw/Day1.jpg]


You should probably grow a chin before you grow a beard. :colbert:
DO NOT WANT.
2009-01-20, 7:10 PM #21
Originally posted by SiliconC:
How often are we going to get updates?


yeah seriously. I was expecting day by day action here!
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-20, 8:02 PM #22
Originally posted by Zell:
You should probably grow a chin before you grow a beard. :colbert:


beards are for people without chins
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-01-20, 8:38 PM #23
A properly shaped beard can give the wearer a chin AND a jawline.
2009-01-20, 8:57 PM #24
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
haha, awesome.
Though in the end, you're both still loosers :P
(I'm a looser too :()


looser then what?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-01-20, 9:19 PM #25
[http://www.massassi.net/dsettahr/images/06_8_18_streetnye/DSCN2396.JPG]

I win.
2009-01-20, 9:36 PM #26
BILL NYE?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2009-01-20, 9:40 PM #27
Originally posted by Deadman:
looser then what?


then maybe tighter again, after that i'm not sure
:master::master::master:
2009-01-20, 10:08 PM #28
Originally posted by DSettahr:
[http://www.massassi.net/dsettahr/images/06_8_18_streetnye/DSCN2396.JPG]

I win.


Long hair, ditch the glasses. Then you will win.

plus you could stunt double in a movie about paul bunyan.

o.0
2009-01-20, 10:27 PM #29
I have gone back clean shaven.
Attachment: 20996/cleanShaven.jpg (100,800 bytes)
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2009-01-20, 10:33 PM #30
Does anyone else have weird coloured hair areas?
My nipple hair is black. My leg hair is very very dark brown. My head hair is brown. My little facial hair is half red, half blonde, half brown. (Yes that's what I said)
2009-01-20, 10:41 PM #31
ginger?

2009-01-21, 12:11 AM #32
Originally posted by mb:
yeah seriously. I was expecting day by day action here!

day by day wouldnt be distinguishable lol
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2009-01-21, 12:31 AM #33
Originally posted by Emon:
day by day wouldnt be distinguishable lol


Actually, despite joking, you hit the nail on the head, for me anyway. :(
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2009-01-21, 4:01 AM #34
Update swill be posted weekly on Sundays.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-21, 5:17 AM #35
Kroko has informed me that he wants to back out. Don't let him do this, people. :rant:
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2009-01-21, 6:01 AM #36
Really he NEEDS a beard. To hide the 'chin'.
2009-01-21, 6:33 AM #37
Originally posted by Greenboy:
Long hair, ditch the glasses. Then you will win.


No, then he'll walk blindly into a tree you ****ing wannabe hippie.
nope.
2009-01-21, 7:32 AM #38
i should join this race, i already have the power to grow a sexy beard.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2009-01-21, 7:35 AM #39
... yeah, that's totally the point of this contest.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2009-01-21, 7:56 AM #40
Originally posted by JM:
Really he NEEDS a beard. To hide the 'chin'.


Uh, what? There's nothing wrong with my chin.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
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