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start the flaming / bashing. i'm buying a son.

2009-01-18, 6:50 PM #1

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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it's gotten so bad i can't even go outside without worrying my legacy will never be carried on after i die. this is just something i have to do.

2009-01-18, 6:53 PM #2

The_Lost_One

Lost No More

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send sperm samples to....

Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free

2009-01-18, 6:55 PM #3

Tank

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is he going to be chinese or russian or african?

2009-01-18, 6:58 PM #4

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

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Monieobie did this already.

Old news.

nope.

2009-01-18, 8:58 PM #5

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Originally posted by TheNewKid:

is he going to be chinese or russian or african?

portugese

2009-01-18, 9:47 PM #6

Nikumubeki

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GODDARN SONBOTHERER

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2009-01-18, 10:08 PM #7

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

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I, too, have often thought about purchasing an Asian baby.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2009-01-18, 10:09 PM #8

Tank

Registered User

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made in china?

2009-01-19, 2:38 AM #9

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

By "son", I bet he means crocodile or something.

Because that would be awesome.

I mean, no-one would ever pick on him, because he'd just kill them.

And then maybe eat them.

And when you get bored, hey. Free shoes.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2009-01-19, 2:59 AM #10

kyle90

Laser Lover

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And the crocodile's name will be... NAILFACE II

Stuff

2009-01-19, 4:50 AM #11

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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By "Start the flaming / bashing" you mean your son, right? We should set him on fire and bash him around, right? We'll help you bring him up in the world.

A FREAK OF AMERICA.

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2009-01-19, 10:09 AM #12

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

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Joseph Fritz MK II coming right up.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2009-01-19, 10:11 AM #13

Squirrel King

NEVER.

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Calvin : Dad, how do people make babies?
Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears??
Dad: No, you were a Blue Light Special at K Mart. Almost as good, and a lot cheaper.