Ladies and Gentlemen...

We're living in desperate times. We have constant fears of Administrator abuse, COG stealing, and terrible, terrible, terrible lighting in our levels. We have struggled against the forces of boredom and stupidity. We have fought against wave and wave of polygonal stormtroopers, and, we, as Massassians, have returned victorious!

But we are not through yet. As our engines of victory slowly slide into ruin, and our best and brightest move on to this new waste of time called life, we must have a leadership that will continue to hold true our traditions of unity, but be able to adapt to the new challenges we face.

Your vote should be for Kak.

Kak is wise, Kak is beautiful, Kak is a very nice person. It is a wondeful thing, and a wonderful thing is Kak. It will lead us to victory. It will save us from ruin.

My friends, my countrymen, the few countrywomen we have around, and even Ubuu...

YOU MUST VOTE KAK IN 04!

THERE IS NO CHOICE BUT KAK!

Thank you, and Kak bless Massassi!

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

Kak'd

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Ignore him and vote for me.

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Occassional dropper-inner. Following the rhythm, drunk by the music.

A vote for kak, is a vote for kak.

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www.tednation.tk

Do not be distracted by latecomers in the race!

IT MUST BE KAK FOR FUTURE SUCCESS!

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

Your mom is a latecomer.

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Occassional dropper-inner. Following the rhythm, drunk by the music.

Is Kak even old enough to be elected?

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A little less conversation, a little more action
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

You comment on technicalities!

KAK has no age, KAK IS KAK AND ALL IS GOOD.



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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

A VOTE FOR KAK IS A VOTE FOR TERRORISM!!

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"Just remember -- No matter how bad things get, Northern Minnesota will always be there"
-- Garrison Keeler

I dont know who he is, but he's got my vote!

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness

Kak is also androgynous, so can appeal equally to male and female voters.

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian 1, 2 & 3 | Gonk WoW Petition <- SIGN!
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

You're right! Pommy in '04!

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"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue

Ph34r t3h Cute Ones

YOU DECIEVE YOUR ROOTS!

KEDRI IN 2028!

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.

Who is kak?

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SpriteMod (JO 2003)

kak supports revolving door bans!!!

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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

kak isn't old enough yet. Kedri in '04!

I'll vote kak.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Kak has too many sex scandals to ever be elected.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

kedri for eternity!

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.

photo?


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SpriteMod (JO 2003)

That's all I need to know! *votes kak*

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Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

Banks and banks of humming machinery! I've never seen so many knobs. We're going to have to do something, Charlie! Try pushing that button there. No? How about that one? No, not that one either. I know! I'll try pushing this one. Hold my hat will you? Good fellow.

sorry, matter of security, can't have you seeing future dictators

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What happens when you cast heal on the undead?

*cough* If we're voting strictly on a sex appeal factor. *cough*

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Go home! You loose allmost!!
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SpriteMod (JO 2003)

[This message has been edited by G-Man (edited August 18, 2004).]

The PAC, "Wizards for a Better Tomorrow", proudly endorses kak in this election.

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

Poor kak, he's gone from rebel without a cause, to belated object of massassi's affection like the madquack of old...

how the mighty have fallen

kak in 2004!

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Wake up, rise and shine, Gotta take another pint, Dig heads and watch out for the night.

Rofl someone voted for me

According to google, this] is a rare picture of the kak.

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Occassional dropper-inner. Following the rhythm, drunk by the music.

kak is hawt and maybe hawt enough that Blizzard will see the hawt and give me WoW. We needs it, precious, yes.

Also, kak r win.

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http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/

Pffffffff, kak couldn't govern the broad side of a barn.

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side

I've always thought kak could govern the broad side of a barn quite well.

GO KAK!

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

Kak has been cheating! I have pictures to prove it!

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info (I don't know why I have this still in my sig)

I am Ric Olie and I approve this thread.

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Our very existence is at stake

Yay! I can finally join the snail-racing crew.

-@%

You'd be surprised.

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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side

Your scandles, lies, and silly inconsistances about the everliving, everlasting, everpresent Kak will not derail this campaign!

Age matters not.

Sexual escapades matter not.

It is the Kak that matters, the Kak that giveth, and the Kak that taketh away!

I, in my everloving Zealot post, will stand against those of injustice to fight for a brighter future. A future that is ruled by the one, true, leader of awesome.

Kak in 04!

Not for president, for lord over all!

Kak in 04!
Fighting for freedom, wherever there is trouble; over land, sea, and air. Kak is there!

Pommy tested Spoonguard on small puppies!

KAK IN 04!

Kedri disappeared with a box full of Fun Dip and 40 thousand dollars in stolen puppies!

KAK IN 04!

Brian isn't running!

KAK IN 04!

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"

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/ticks "vote kak" box for no other reason than it sounds mildly amusing to say "my vote was kak" to young relatives and puppy-dogs...

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX
"jackpot is an evil evil man... so evil, in fact, that he's awesome." - Seb

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

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Wise men say that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, so look before you leap, so to speak, because the grass is not always greener on the other side of the hill.

Thanks man, your the best! The vote, the love, the wicked burn on Maxis...

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq!

(Forum of Lurve)
But who or what is kak?

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SpriteMod (JO 2003)