Rant.

Ok.
Playing Halo 3. It's Jug time. I'm the Jug. I'm raping fools. I throw a grenade WHEN I am a jug..I die. My grenade turns from I'm going to get a killing frenzy to friendly fire. a 1/10th of a second after I "betrayed",I get booted for FF.

Seriously, WHAT THE ****.

halo 3 is run by a bunch of whiny teenagers, unless you are with a group of people you know, you're gonna get raped or whined at for not being leet.

My computer power supply is only 160W <_<

There is a reason why I completely avoid all multiplayer options and multiplayer games on my 360.

Don't worry; you'll make some friends. You are a very nice boy, and everyone will like you once they get to know you!

Friends over the internet?

Tell me more!

See, there's this magic thing called "split-screen", where real people come to your house and you can enjoy all sorts of multiplayer games together, at the same time!! It's pretty sophisticated, though, so you might want to wait a few more years until you grow up.

Interesting!

So can you be MY friend? And I can be YOUR friend?

DON'T DO IT

Look what happened to me.

It's a love/hate relationship I have with Halo.

I love making fun of people who get angry at video games/movies (Which purpose is to entertain.) yet I'm a victim myself.

I grew up playing Halo locally. I worked 12 hours a day, and then went to a trailer park, and got drunk playing Halo 1 split screen having fun with friends. Take a shot when you die. lol, horrible.
I was at a big university when Halo 2 was released, LAN there. Fun.

A multi year hiatus without a computer or console, and Halo 3 sucks now

Which sucks, because I don't enjoy FFA. (No booting) I grew up on Halo - No shields, no sensor.
I love that to death. I play SWAT 90% of the time, which is alright. But if a retarded teammate decides to walk in the middle of a fire fight between to people, he'll boot you when you shoot him, even though you have 20 kills, 1 death, and he has 1 kill, 20 deaths.

I guess I should just get a job............

Ok, I am going to bed after this, so I can catch the 7:10 bus in order to make my 8:00 class (such Bull****, huh? It's 2:00 now)
3 out of 4 team doubles games. MY TEAM-MATE QUITS. A 4 versus 1 game, I love it. You have a huge advantage. You have 4 people to kill, they have 1. You always win, even if you suck. 4 teams, 2 people each, when you're alone, you always loose.

I swear, if I did not totally love Halo, I'd stop playing.

Play gears. I've gotten stuck in a couple 1 on 5 matches. The whole team will charge you, cause, duh, you're just one guy. You'll lose the match, but you can shotgun two of them easily before the other three wise up.

And they do it EVERY SINGLE ROUND. No matter how many times you **** them up.