A Canadian, an American, and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender goes "Hey, this place serves Americans only!" and shoots the American.



Post more plz.

This is not what I meant when I told you to post.

I don't get it.

The punchline is that a Russian was walking into a bar. We all know Russians don't go to bars.

I've seen plenty of wasted Russians in bars before...

pedobar?

Someones a channer

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or maybe i've heard of pedobear without ever going to 4chan... not too hard to make that connection when you see a giant hershey bar with a kid in it's lap

Ahh, I see.... channer in denial then.

more like your mom is a channer in denial

i've looked into the pit of stupid that is 4chan a few times.. but generally i don't bother

What's a channer?

http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/channer-family-crest.htm
?

Oh, ok

You guys, it means they serve Americans to their customers.

But why is it called a bar if the only thing on the menu is Americans. They would have to serve alcoholic beverages, otherwise the bartender wouldn't be called a bartender.

Oh...I didn't think of that. I better make it a diner next time.

Okay how about

A man is out on a jog. He then sees a small boy running with scissors. The man says "Isn't that a little dangerous?" so the scissors go "Gimme a break, I'm just trying to work out here!"

I never hear jokes about a Finnish guy walking into a bar, I think it's because they arrive at opening and leave at closing.

Ooh an Americantender.

An American, an Aussie and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Right you three! I'm giving you a warning: do NOT under any circumstances stare at the guy at the end of the bar. He's huge, he's psychotic, and he's got no ears"
Immediately all three turn to look at the man, and are astonished to find that he really had no ears.
"Stop looking!" hissed the bartender "he'll freaking rip your head off if you stare!"
But it was too late, the earless man jumped up and marched up to them and screamed "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THREE LOOKING AT!?"
Quickly the Aussie said "Sorry mate, I was just admiring your hair, see, I never took care of my hair and now I'm going bald, but you have great hair, I was just a bit jealous, sorry"
The earless man growled but said nothing more to the Aussie, instead he glared at the American.
"Oh!" said the American "Oh man, I was just checking out your teeth, you have great teeth, you should take care of them things, or you'll end up with a false set like these" and with that he pulled out his false teeth and showed them to the earless man, grinning apologetically.
The earless man snarled a bit but left the American alone, turning his attention to the Irishman "and you?" he demanded
"Werrl" said the Irishman smoothly "I was just looking at your eyes, you got lovely eyes, and you wanna take care of them eyes, otherwise you'll have to wear glasses like me"
with that the Irishman took his glasses off and polished them before saying
"and you got no bloody ears to hang em on"