Dear Japan,
Though I am Canadian, I would like to apologize on behalf of the United States for using nuclear weapons against you in the war. I can only assume that this is meant as retaliation for that heinous act, because otherwise I do not understand why you would create something so diabolic as this. Please stop with the anime; it is destroying from within what little culture we North Americans have, corrupting our youth, and is directly responsible for a 600% increase in the production and distribution of child pornography.
That being said, I must warn you that we are willing to defend ourselves if you do not immediately cease creating any and all anime such as this. I shudder to think of what the consequences might be if this were shown to someone with access to the nuclear launch codes, for instance. I think you will find that our atomic weapons are much more powerful, and our targeting systems much more precise, than last time. A few megaton-class MIRVs will not be so easy to shrug off than two fifteen-kiloton bombs, I'm afraid. So please, for the sake of the entire world, just stop.
Sincerely,
Vittorio del Augustus von Stompendorf Bogdanov the VIth