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2009-01-28, 11:09 PM #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJffQ3G_VE&feature=bz303 (click the link / read the description/etc)

It IS possible to make a conspiracy theory out of anything.


Bonus thread: Make a conspiracy theory out of the fact that the sun is bright!
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2009-01-28, 11:37 PM #2
6...hours...of explanation............................on....2......disks?

Massassi is not really a temple.

2009-01-28, 11:52 PM #3
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come on !! im not racist but please how could a black man win without some kind of cover up going on !!! i think something bad is going to happen!!! next will there be a black person running the royal family in england ????

Oh internet how i love thee
2009-01-28, 11:54 PM #4
Cool forums:
http://forums.earthdefensefederation.org/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=484
2009-01-29, 2:05 AM #5
They're going on about how Obama messed up one speech?


Did Bush ever NOT mess anything he said up? Ever?


Also: I've been plugging a sun conspiracy theory forever. (see my info that has not been changed since I registered)

We don't need the sun, we're just told we do.
The sun causes burns, cancer, blindness, the list goes on.
You think we really need the sun? We've been making our own heat since man first rubbed two sticks together! There is something big going on here people, and we will only cover it when we finally destroy that giant monstrous thing.
Think about it! It's a giant flaming ball of gas. How would you react if you had a giant fireball in your home? THE EARTH IS OUR HOME PEOPLE! AND THERES A GIANT BALL OF FLAMING GAS THREATENING OUR HOME!!!!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-01-29, 2:05 AM #6
They're going on about how Obama messed up one speech?


Did Bush ever NOT mess anything he said up? Ever?


Also: I've been plugging a sun conspiracy theory forever. (see my info that has not been changed since I registered)

We don't need the sun, we're just told we do.
The sun causes burns, cancer, blindness, the list goes on.
You think we really need the sun? We've been making our own heat since man first rubbed two sticks together! There is something big going on here people, and we will only cover it when we finally destroy that giant monstrous thing.
Think about it! It's a giant flaming ball of gas. How would you react if you had a giant fireball in your home? THE EARTH IS OUR HOME PEOPLE! AND THERES A GIANT BALL OF FLAMING GAS THREATENING OUR HOME!!!!
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2009-01-29, 12:33 PM #7
I like the fact that "UFO crash hits wind turbine" is in related videos
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2009-01-29, 12:42 PM #8
Originally posted by Pommy:
Bonus thread: Make a conspiracy theory out of the fact that the sun is bright!


Easy: the sun is obviously quite bright, and provides a lot of heat to the planet; therefore it's the cause of any "global warming" and anyone who says that humans cause "global warming" is just a shill for the LIEberal media / global warming industry (which i think should be referred to, in the tradition of "BIG OIL" and "BIG PHARMA", as "BIG ENVIRO")

Clearly their evil plan is to take away our FREEDOM-LOVING gasoline cars and force us to use TERRORIST CARS (i.e. electric cars) that are probably made in FRANCE, all the while RAISING OUR TAXES for so-called "environmental cleanup".
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2009-01-29, 12:43 PM #9
We should rally all of earths firefighters and send them to the sun to extinguish it. Then hold a parade in their honor.

/waits for the earth to burn down
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2009-01-29, 8:49 PM #10
This thread, and this:

Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
We should rally all of earths firefighters and send them to the sun to extinguish it. Then hold a parade in their honor.

/waits for the earth to burn down


Would make an AWESOME southpark episode.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2009-01-31, 3:12 PM #11


linked to failblog version as original was removed (because of just how stupid it was)
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2009-01-31, 4:09 PM #12
Haha nice one alpha1, I'd forgotten about that.
This conspiracy out of anything thing is clearly old news
You can't judge a book by it's file size

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