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2009-01-29, 10:38 PM #1

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2009-01-29, 11:19 PM #2

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Ahahaha, those are great. I love the dyke voice in the second one.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-01-29, 11:25 PM #3

mb

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Listen *****, you might learn something!

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2009-01-30, 5:46 AM #4

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

It's made by the Germans, you know they make good stuff.

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2009-01-30, 11:20 AM #5

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

I'll see your shamwow and raise you a slapchop.

"You're gonna love my nuts!"

I had a blog. It sucked.

2009-01-30, 11:30 AM #6

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

I guess it makes a good advertisement, but I really want to kill that guy.

2009-01-30, 11:43 AM #7

Petmc.

wi.us

Posts: 2,217

But his motions are so fluid!

I want to buy any product he advertises!

"Oh my god. That just made me want to start cutting" - Aglar
"Why do people from ALL OVER NORTH AMERICA keep asking about CATS?" - Steven, 4/1/2009

2009-01-30, 12:22 PM #8

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini.

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2009-01-30, 12:25 PM #9

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

hahaha shamwow youtube comments

I got my girlfriend pregnant. We couldn't afford getting an abortion, so she inserted the shamwow and it absorbed virtually all of the baby.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2009-01-31, 1:36 PM #10

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

heh, I just love his accent.

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

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